Federalist Congressional Roster and other Ramblings:

Day 5,969, 00:28 • Published in USA USA • by Roger the Shrubber



A Quick Note:
The Federalist Party does not and would not sanction a takeover of the Black Sheep Party. We do not view them as a threat to eUS sovereignty and there is no animosity between us. The enemy is not in the Capital Building. The enemies are out there on the other side of no-man's-land.



Federalist Congressional Roster
It's that time again. Time for congressional elections. I'll share a little about each candidate and our goals.

Andy Dufrense
Andy is our most senior member of Congress. He is still active and hasn't gotten us into trouble yet. So, I see no reason to break the streak.

Bob Boudahili
Bob is Speaker of the House. This is the hardest working person in Congress and I don't know how we would ever replace him. Let's hope we don't have to find out.

YuiMHGP001
I would like for Yui to maintain the Gimp program. I don't know how that would work if Yui were not in congress.

Melissa Rose
Mel is part of the Congressional Budget Office. She would likely retain this title if not elected, but I'd like for her to have access to those administrative buttons.

patanok
Patanok is Our Nations most experienced President. We can rest assured in his competency. The prospect makes my tenure feel validated.

wuky69
Wuky has astounded me with his acuity. He is active and informed. Let's keep him around for another term.

JD Jack Serenade
My apologies to Jack. He was a write-in, last month, and I didn't take it seriously. You'll have a better shot this month, Jack.

Robert E.O Speedwagon
Speedwagon has been active in congress, the media and in the party. I'd like to keep the fire burning until it's time for him to fly.

Fed Federali
Can we get a new player in congress? Is that even a good idea? I don't know, but it worked last month. Good luck to you, Federali.

Paul Proteus
Pual's experience and integrity are unquestionable. Along with writing for the White House Press Release, he will be our delegate.

Derphoof
Derp is 2 clicking. We're still in contact and he can respond if prompted.

Roger the Shrubber
Who has a keyboard and a lack of better things to do? That's I.

Our Mission Statement:
We want the eUS to live long and proliferate. We will do our best to promote eGovernment transparency and integrity. We promote cooperation between political factions and the rule of law. Our delegates will peruse a policy of minimal taxation. A 25% tax proposal is just antisocial. We understand the need to fund wars and treaties, but the services an eGovernment can provide are pretty limited.



That's all I know.

Forever horny: Roger the Shrubber.