The Champion Reporter - newspaper of Champinator

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[OOP] Champ for PP and Protecting Our Party

6 • Día 1,968, 12:00 •

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Hello OOP members,

We have a rather unfortunate circumstance on our hands. Jarraklainen is trying to take over our party. He joined the party just a few days ago and immediately ran for Party President. There is no way he has our party's values

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Champ's 17 second take on the CP Elections

12 • Día 1,963, 10:23 •

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Debates y análisis político

Screw the UP candidate. I don't even know who he is. Don't vote for him.

Enbaros is a PTOer. Definitely do not vote for him.

Grim is not mentally in it. You say you are done but now you are winning the elections. Also your VP candidate is an

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OOP or OOPS?

4 • Día 1,946, 18:54 •

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Debates y análisis político

So it seems as if the main thing everybody got out of my past article was that they hate the acronym OOP. Everyone likes OOPS. Well so do I, but that is simply not the name of the party.

So I have come up with a deal for you all. The party

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[OOP] Moving Forward

20 • Día 1,945, 22:41 •

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Debates y análisis político

Hello eSA and Open Opportunity Party.

Thank you for voting me as Party President of the Open Opportunity Party. I have a few matters to address:

1. Stop calling the Open Opportunity Party OOPS. There is no S-word at the end of our name. It is

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Knock Knock

9 • Día 1,928, 22:24 •

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Debates y análisis político

Who's there?

Grim.

Grim who?

Grimstone mothafucka.

This is how I imagine Grimstone would knock on my door. Because he's awesome. I'd go as far to say that he is pretty rad. I've had the pleasure of working with Grim for quite a long