Zerg Rushing Canada

Day 2,477, 08:21 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Mad Pauly

They said it couldn't be done. War on five fronts? Impossible! Yet against the odds, we've managed it, driven the Canadians back across the Atlantic and followed them there to take some of their delicious bacon. Indeed, we may even be forcing them into a ceasefire soon!


It's been quite an incredible and exhilerating week. Since the start of the wars we have both gained and lost ground but the net result is that we are now in a position to do what I believe has not been seen for a very long time - declare war on a state which is not our Natural Enemy. Such a proposal might have been thought absurd a mere few weeks ago, yet here we are, poised to take on Norway.


France continues to bug us, with resistance wars in Brittany (which we have lost as our forces concentrated on stealing maple syrup) and North Calais. They have other concerns however, and have recently proposed to make Chile their Natural Enemy. It's still early days in voting but should North Calais be liberated by the French I can foresee this law passing easily, thus closing our war with France.

So far I have preached optimism and the continuation of our wars against multiple enemies. Now, however, I urge a little caution. We have managed to Zerg Rush Canada, possibly to the point of capitulation on their part, and should be proud of our accomplishments over the past week or so. We have shown that we can certainly hold our own against smaller nations such as Canada, Israel (Airstrike? What airstrike?) and Norway, but struggle to retain a hold in France.


I'll end with a brief recap of our accomplishments over the past few days:

- Secured SW England against France
- Secured Trondelag against Sweden
- Failed to liberate Wales with a Resistance War, but later retook it from Canada in a conventional war
- Lost Vestlandet to the Norwegian Resistance
- Secured Scotland against Canada
- Took Brittany from France
- Secured Trondelag against the Norwegian Resistance
- Took Jamtland Harjedalen from Sweden
- Liberated NW England from Canada
- Took North Calais from France
- Took Nova Scotia from Canada
- Lost Brittany to the French Resistance
- Lost Jamtland Harjedalen to the Swedish Resistance
- Took New Brunswick from Canada
- Secured Trondelag against the Norwegian Resistance again

We are still fighting too:

- Resistance War in Nova Scotia
- Invasion of Quebec
- Resistance War in North Calais

Do your part! Fight for God, King and Country! Rule Britannia, and all that!