Why voting abroad is so exciting?

Day 583, 01:17 • Published in Serbia Hungary • by montaigne


Dear Kids,


Below I will wrtie some funny comparisons, how some players can see the TO and the voting.

1. Voting is like brushing your teeth (but some people vote more often then brushing teeth) 🙁

2. Voting is like a hobby: costs you wellness points and daddy has to pay for the tickets

3. Voting is like kissing a beautiful woman. TO Voting is like ( C E N Z O R E D )

4. Voting is like going to football matches (Partizan vs Zvezda), where you have for grate😛
a. at least 6 goals
b. at least 2 goals on each side scored from offside, with hand, with faulting the opponent.
c. 2-2 red card suspensions (bans) granted on each side players
d. nice meeting in front of the Stadium before and after with few casualities
e. Main referee turnes out to be former Zvezda players uncle
f. the MUP in charge for keeping the order are all Partizan fans and the unit Leaders family name is Grobar. Hmmm
g. All sticks and bottles being confiscated at the entrance, but an AK 47 pops up out of nothing

5. And some unusual un-real coincidence: when there is a voting, UFO-s with martinas are comming from nowhere...

If U have any other resemblances with real life, please share it with us!


And a last minute hint:
Voting is like sex: it is good to do it at home, but voting somewhere else gives a much much better satisfaction (if you know what I mean).


Papa Smurf
alias montaigne
from Lika Gorska