Welcome One And All

Day 2,744, 06:14 • Published in USA USA • by Senryaku
The cool people do this, or so I'm told

My dear, sweet Americans.

I have come here today, with a heart full of words, to greet you in your entirety. Oh the things I have to tell! They are as numerous as they - and I - am great. And as I look out at the sea of souls before me, I can see a great land and a great people, destined for ever expanding wonder. And greatness, let's not forget.



The soul contained within the ground of this land yearns for ever more hands and feet to grace her with their company. I will, as you all have done yourselves, gracefully and lovingly attend to the land's every wish, as a loving parent would to their child and as any child to their parents or their parents' parents, and so on.

For now, however, I shall have to leave you with an image of considerable beauty.
(indirectly sponsored by BeeBeeBee)



Beautiful, just like you.