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Ultimatum to eGermany

Día 1,945, 13:02 por smee again
Goodevening fellow (e)Cypriots,

I, the Supreme Commander of the United Peoples of eCyprus hereby officially inform the eGerman government that you have been found guilty of crimes against the peoples of eCyprus and against all citizens of the eWorld. Due to this, and in conjuction with the united armed forces of every other eCountry you are subject to the following ultimatum.

I, on behalf of the eCypriot people inform you that eCyprus will immediately airstrike eGermany unless you submit to the following demands.

- We demand 6.75% of all the eMoney currently in all eGerman accounts.

- We demand 10.00% of all the eMoney currently in the German National Bank, the Bundesbank - http://www.erepublik.com/en/economy/citizen-accounts/571052

- We demand the immediate handover of the German Chancellor, BadMax aka eAngela Merkel, to face punishment for crimes.

eGermany should not worry, BadMax aka eAngela Merkel has already faced an honest and unbiased court and had a chance to defend himself. He of course has already been found guilty. Below is a transcript of the court case:

COURT PROCEEDINGS

First Question - Do you prefer to sleep in a big pile of money or in a huge pile of money?
Answer - HUGE PILE OF MONEY, I WANT IT ALL.

Second Question - Please complete this sentence "eAngela Merkal is a big, fat _____"
Answer - GREATEST HUMAN BEING IN THE HISTORY OF THE eWORLD

Third Question - As the Chancellor of eGermany you have been tried and found guilty of committing crimes against eHumanity. Do you have any comments to defend yourself?
Answer - I AM ABOVE YOUR LAWS.

Fourth Question - In reparations of your eCrimes against eHumanity, will you immediately hand over to eCyprus 10% of the money from the German National Bank - Bundesbank?
Answer - ME GIVE YOU MONEY? THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS... YOU MUST GIVE ME ALL YOUR eMONEY NOW!

Fifth Question - Will eGermany submit to the demands of eCyprus?
Answer - WHERE EXACTLY IS eCYPRUS?



Photograph of the eCriminal BadMax aka eAngela Merkel.

The Current President of eCyprus has already been informed of the demands of the people of eCyprus (and of the eWorld) and is currently co-ordinating war preparations with the current political adminstration.

eGermany has until 00:00 eRep time, Day 1946, to submit to our demands.


Regards,

The Supreme Commander of the United Peoples of eCyprus
smee again

P.S. Please do not donate money to eCypriot people, 6.75% goes automatically into the eGerman country accounts.
 

Comentarios

BadMax
BadMax Día 1,945, 13:03

Hail Angela Merkistan \o/

Sei Kaon
Sei Kaon Día 1,945, 13:38

What is this meaningless thing bitte?

Haskos
Haskos Día 1,945, 13:04

In smee we trust o/

Ntaikos
Ntaikos Día 1,945, 13:06

Sounds fair.

Voted and supported

Iaswn
Iaswn Día 1,945, 13:06

Hail smee

egemen_i
egemen_i Día 1,945, 13:07

If there is an ultimatum, that should be given by Turks.
Germany be clever or we ll cut your balls!!!12!!

RoaiTG
RoaiTG Día 1,945, 13:07

no smee, not germany.

2 clicker
2 clicker Día 1,945, 13:08

trololololo

NueveOcho
NueveOcho Día 1,945, 13:10

LOL
Take that Germony

Lord Marlock
Lord Marlock Día 1,945, 13:10

german banks rule, as usual

Headless Sheep
Headless Sheep Día 1,945, 13:10

γιατι ειναι ο δρακουλας εκει;

Addy Lawrence
Addy Lawrence Día 1,945, 13:12

"you have been found guilty of war crimes against the peoples"

This is over the top role play. I consider it a sleight against the true "war crimes". Please consider changing this text.

GreekStallion7
GreekStallion7 Día 1,945, 13:12

Er geht raus zu den andern, verboten

HAIL SMEE AGAIN

The Docfather
The Docfather Día 1,945, 13:12

u srs?

NorthAfricaCorps
NorthAfricaCorps Día 1,945, 14:36

doctorius cannot into rl-news :<

The Docfather
The Docfather Día 1,945, 15:18

Ich sehe da keinen Zusammenhang :<

NorthAfricaCorps
NorthAfricaCorps Día 1,945, 15:29

:<

eisenmutter2
eisenmutter2 Día 1,946, 15:17

ich verstehe es als parodie namens "zypernzwangsabgabe umgedreht - deutschland ist schuld, merkel noch schulter", könnte mich aber auch irren

Sebatay
Sebatay Día 1,945, 13:13

o7 mein damage will be with you !

Ethel Rosenberg
Ethel Rosenberg Día 1,945, 13:13

In smee we trust.... always and forever!

Kalif Batan Día 1,945, 13:14

Comentario borrado

pipo lolo
pipo lolo Día 1,945, 13:15

Just get off the island and spare us from your articles.

miti16
miti16 Día 1,945, 13:15

-_-

N0rdiK
N0rdiK Día 1,945, 13:15

o/

Kalif Batan
Kalif Batan Día 1,945, 13:16

EDEN propaganda!

depici
depici Día 1,945, 13:17

how can one join United Peoples of eCyprus?

e-petros
e-petros Día 1,945, 13:18

Epic Justice is Epic

NeueN
NeueN Día 1,945, 13:20

Gibe more moneyz cyprus.

vasspana
vasspana Día 1,945, 13:20

voted and supported \o/

satlak
satlak Día 1,945, 13:20

http://tinyurl.com/b9keg9c < that's epicer(!!!!!!!!!!!)

depici
depici Día 1,945, 13:22

cool story bro!

satlak
satlak Día 1,945, 13:23

Η μεγαλη πλακα ειναι οτι με τα μετρα στην Κυπρο ο smeegol εχασε RL λεφτα και ας κανει πλακα.

DOMDOM71
DOMDOM71 Día 1,945, 13:24

ist die hässlich

kwstakis7
kwstakis7 Día 1,945, 13:24

v

banovano magare
banovano magare Día 1,945, 13:26

HAIL ANGELA!

Ich liebe dich, Angela!

Doge N7
Doge N7 Día 1,945, 14:16

They don't understand who has done a crime, they don't understand we can punish cheaters

banovano magare Día 1,945, 16:00

Comentario borrado

Doge N7 Día 1,945, 23:03

Comentario borrado

James Banana
James Banana Día 1,945, 15:31

I hate that woman. EU is a disgrace to europe.

banovano magare Día 1,945, 15:58

Comentario borrado

Doge N7
Doge N7 Día 1,945, 23:02

You prefer a socialist? Lol

James Banana
James Banana Día 1,946, 00:09

Yes, i very much prefer a socialist.

De Factor
De Factor Día 1,947, 08:57

o/

VOREIOHPEIROTHS
VOREIOHPEIROTHS Día 1,945, 13:27

v

Winston Snowball
Winston Snowball Día 1,945, 13:28

eDeutsche sind voll pöhse!

Blue Skye
Blue Skye Día 1,945, 13:38

*facepalm*

fairgr
fairgr Día 1,945, 13:52

v

BlackWater GR
BlackWater GR Día 1,945, 13:54

ω

 
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