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Turkey and Greece are running away from Bulgaria ...

Day 1,852, 03:58 • Published in Bulgaria

• by Bukso

The Bulgarian are shooting and in this time Greece and Turkey are running away scared ....

While running Turkey asked Greece:
- Greece, Greece, please tell me how smells the blood?

Greece:
- Shut up and run away idiot!

They were still running, and the Bulgarians were still shooting ...

Turkey:
- Please Greece, tell me what like smells the blood?

Greece:
- Shut up idiot and run for your life!

Still running Turkey and Greece, the bulgarians are shooting more and faster...

Turkey:
- Please Greece, please, please tell me how smeels the blood?

Greece: It smells like sh*t, you idiot!

Turkey: Oh my god, I THINK I AM INJURED!!!

Comments

Maced0n Day 1,852, 04:06

axaxaxaxaxaxa

Raymond Aubrac Day 1,852, 04:06

вот :Д

NoLimit Day 1,852, 04:07

Хаххахахахахахахахахахахахахаха изруТ 😃DD

sparnuotasis husaras Day 1,852, 04:08

Нечовек!

Izuku Midoriya Day 1,852, 04:08

0wned 😃

Sir Mort Day 1,852, 04:08

HAAHAHHHAHAHHHA

etljo stnov Day 1,852, 04:09

Morbius. Day 1,852, 04:10

ohohoho

010101010 Day 1,852, 04:10

Хаххахахахахахахахахахахахахаха

A State 0f Trance Day 1,852, 04:11

GEEEE GEEEEE!
ZAAAA!

aehauehueehueheue

Robert E.Lee 1861 Day 1,852, 04:12

aaaaaaaaaa
loooooooool X D

Agop Ocalan Day 1,852, 04:12

did you realised that cotwo-brussia-ex one leftovers have pretty much 70 percent of damage?

Spartacus the no1 Day 1,852, 04:14

:Д:Д:Д:Д:Д:Д:Д

Jurukov Day 1,852, 04:15

xDesertHamsterX Day 1,852, 04:15

hahahaha : D

El Senso Day 1,852, 04:16

looooooooooooool xD

jackey Day 1,852, 04:17

ahahahahaha turcite sa ocapali poturite

Rona1d Day 1,852, 04:18

They will be assimilated :hyuu:

Tinto Corporation Day 1,852, 04:20

Добра перефраза на вица за Киркор и Гарабед в танка 😁

talibankoBG Day 1,852, 04:20

Аахах е не това е епично 😃

danditoy Day 1,852, 04:21

xaxaxa 😃 o7

KrumStrashnii Day 1,852, 04:23

hahahaha

DimebagDarrell Day 1,852, 04:24

Turkey: Oh my got, I THINK I AM INJURED!!!

Това "Oh my goT" ме разсмя повече от шегата 😃😃😃😃😃

War3hous313 Day 1,852, 04:25

lol

pompaeca88 Day 1,852, 04:25

Всичко е така само дето не сме само ние.Просто през нашето МПП всички си изливат каквото имат срещу ЕДЕН.Последния рунд е доказателство за думите ми 🙂

Felllix Day 1,852, 04:29

Vasojevic Stevo Day 1,852, 04:30

Trolololo :😁

dr Adi Kerovic Day 1,852, 04:31

ahahhhaahha

M.Gravinski Day 1,852, 04:52

Хахаха

Bukso Day 1,852, 04:57

DimebagDarrell Day 1,852, 04:24

Turkey: Oh my got, I THINK I AM INJURED!!!

Това "Oh my goT" ме разсмя повече от шегата 😃😃😃😃

хахаха, буксо транслейт

k0stek Day 1,852, 05:08

"oh my goat..."

neis Day 1,852, 05:19

Oh my Got ....Жиижъс....

Kolorowy Day 1,852, 05:30

Agop Ocalan Day 1,852, 04:12

did you realised that cotwo-brussia-ex one leftovers have pretty much 70 percent of damage?

😁 Who's fault is that pretty much everybody is fed up with this constant EDEN bullsh*t? "Best alliance", "best values", "Brotherhood"..... hahahahahhahahah nobody believes this sh*t anymore.

Oh wait, there is one more thing behind this. Whole World is Prophet009's or Lolish puppets. Romper says so. (Alternatively, whole World is evil Serbs). Pick one.

theconqueror86 Day 1,852, 06:09

Oh dont worry Bulgaria we are coming back : - )

Wildrunner Day 1,852, 06:09

did you realised that cotwo-brussia-ex one leftovers have pretty much 70 percent of damage?
_____

EDEN even as a Damagehood is an epic fail.

Get Turkey in for more damage = end up with 70% of the world damage against you.

Alliance level: EDEN Damagehood

Agop Ocalan Day 1,852, 06:13

do i look like edenite?

nope but this isnt fun

oh wai, there is not fun at this game.

Kolorowy Day 1,852, 06:50

Mark, nobody said you're edenite, but we just answered your question how EDEN ended up with 70% of the world against them. They are total failers. That's what happens when you put Romper on the lead. A guy spending huge amounts of money for this game is bound to have some serious brain damage. Who would have known 😉

And the battles aren't fun, true. The best feeling out of this is just the knowledge, that whole world is fed up with constant croatian bullsh*t about higher moral values. 😉

Kolorowy Day 1,852, 06:53

The higher moral values that didn't even exist in the first place. Just a fairytale for smaller countries. Scare them with evil Serbs, evil Hungarians, evil Lolanders, and they will stay with EDEN until forever yielding their dmg to the ones that does not care about them anyway.

EDEN values my a** 😉