The Switzerland Scoop #14

Day 809, 13:13 • Published in Switzerland USA • by Penguin4512

Congratulations, eSwitzerland. We have a new leader.


Personally, I can't help but like this guy. So far, he's one of the few Swiss presidents to actually stay true to his national goals. I mean, it's only his first day of presidency, and he's already working towards getting us back Graubunden!


Well, viewers, my brother Schmenguin has put together a little presentation for you. I haven't looked at it yet, but I'm sure it's educational and informative.









...Well, that was slightly morbid and depressing. Personally, I doubt we have anything to worry about. Switzerland is in the hands of a capable leader who knows exactly what is best for this country.


Well, you know what I always say in these times! EAT ICE CREAM! It won't do anything for you, but you'll feel better anyway. 🙂