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the dregs

Day 2,594, 11:31 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Azarius Theron

Top 5 needs filler so this article is here to serve as bottom-of-the-barrel stuffs.

I’ve lived a good eLife and sucked what I can out of this game (even if I did seem to arrive a bit late), did a few crazy things and met a lot of crazy but fascinating people. There’s no point making a list because those that matter on it will likely never read it. So I’m offering the dregs of what’s left in my inventory and even a final thought left in my noggin.

the dregs:
--11 Gold
--370 CAD
--25 freshly bottled pickls
--some measly Q1 bread, hand-made by yours truly
--1 MU: Crusader Knights. Location: Israel. Activity: nil. Supply: nil.

The Gold and money have good use, but I don’t think this MU is worth a damn thing to anybody reading this. In the off chance that you do want to try being a Commander, just let me know. Be warned, you’ll be inheriting a pretty useless lot of soldiers.

Final Words:
eCanada’s an interesting place. Your drama mainly involves players arriving from other countries even though there are some latent hostilities and grudges simmering among eCanadians. This suggests that eCanucks are a hardened lot that gets stuff done with minimal griping even if they don’t necessarily get along with their teammates. That’s a pretty good quality to have, since most of life involves being civil with people we may not necessarily want to be around.

Keep a stuff upper-lip, a good sense of humour, your sticks on the ice, and a lifelong sense of fun.

o7 eCanada, long live the state formerly known as eCanuckistan.

Comments

Thedillpickl Day 2,594, 12:53

Sent you more to share! 😃

I suppose I'm one of those drama queens that came here from some place else. Funny though, I've been here a whole year which is 1/4 my eRep life. I like to bitch and argue, maybe that's why I blend in so well.

Azarius Theron Day 2,594, 13:28

That's very considerate of you. I've added it to the dregs up for offer.

I forgot to some other distinguishing points about Crusader Knights. Getting adopted during the holiday season would make this little MU's Hanukkah wish come true:
-- 1,300 in treasury funds (whatever those are for)
-- 6 totally inactive but otherwise pleasant members
--3rd Top Killing Team on the Kill Rush, Div 3
--3rd Top Killing Team on the Kill Rush, Div 4
--2nd in Army of Damage Dealers
--x6 3rd in Army of Damage Dealers
--2nd in Army of Slayers
--x3 3rd in Army of Slayers
--Third Place in Division 2 MU Tournament

To be quite honest, I have no idea what the merit of these awards really stands for. But the trophies are shiny and make nice mantlepiece decorations.

mhilly Day 2,594, 13:32

I want a gift! Thanks in advance!

Azarius Theron Day 2,595, 12:31

Nobody else asked for any so you get the whole thing. I'm good with that because you give stuff to other people (me included).

MU is still up for grabs.

Homer J Simpson Day 2,594, 14:32

Pato Ar Day 2,596, 04:19

"most of life involves being civil with people we may not necessarily want to be around"
Great truth...
Good luck in the afterlife!

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