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Take My Bribe

Day 2,474, 14:43 • Published in Canada Canada

• by TroyTrojansCoach

I don't write articles anymore so if you help me get 25 unique comments, I will give the most entertaining comment 2000 CAD. Deal? Cool.

EDIT: The winner is Mike Littoris "I just made a poo"

I'm not sure why but that made me laugh. I'm so immature. 😛 Congrats and thanks to all for helping!

Comments

Auk Rest Day 2,474, 18:52

You decided you couldn't keep away from eRepublik forever, eh?

TroyTrojansCoach Day 2,474, 19:19

Pretty much

I-Bleed-Blue-93 Day 2,474, 20:00

gnvmg,,

chickensguys Day 2,474, 20:22

lol

Folphjorg Day 2,474, 20:40

\o/

Jenavive RoseThorne Gemstone Day 2,474, 21:49

A man’s testicles produce over 10,000,000 sperm cells everyday. That's enough sperm to repopulate the entire earth's population in 6 months.

Mike Littoris Day 2,475, 00:12

I just made a poo

Dan/naD Wilshire Day 2,475, 02:57

Two Blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought at least one of them would have noticed.

Sennedyem Day 2,475, 05:47

I went out drinking on St. Patrick's Day, so I took a bus home.
That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.

JAVIER MIGUEL Day 2,475, 05:49

I'm Batman

Christian Christian Day 2,475, 06:28

It would take about 24 years to get to neptune from earth at Light-speed

Real Steel 4 Day 2,475, 07:34

Blowjob :3

Nyx Lynx Day 2,475, 07:41

I have spent all my money thinking I have to take advantage of exclusive offers in erep cos they might go away. Now I have no money for my therapy to remove all the trauma that erep has caused. 2000 cc will help me get few energy bars which will enable me to feel good about myself and also show off to random people on internet that I have monies :'(