Squadron Leader or NOT

Day 3,919, 15:41 • Published in USA Netherlands • by nutty fox

First of all I am sorry that this story is late (as usual), but the weather played all sorts of tricks this time around.

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The heat wave just melted my brain and now it is getting more tolerated climate. Yes and the printing press was caught on fire (yeah a likely story I know), and that was an other cause of delay.

This article is also my first ever that is published in eUSA because its sponsored and an interesting trial run if I find readers out here.

Sooooo the day came that I don’t have to fly the tin can any more, since my new promotion to SQUADRON LEADER.



Before I got to celebrate this I was ordered to the Captains office.

“Well nutty I congratulate you on your promotion, and you must now realize the responsibilities that comes along with it”

“Yea yea, what is my mission? What kinda plane do I get to fly now?”

“Ummmm you see it’s a not exactly a plane, it’s a drone your flying from now on. I have heard about that recent episode where you launched a bunch of missiles that are seriously expensive and deadly.”



“Yes that was an unfortunate accident, since I wasn’t aware that they were installed in my plane that day.”

“Anyways I will have some one to show your way to the flight container”

“CONTAINER??? Wait, what… I prooooooomise not to misfire any missiles, please don’t put me in a container, it feels like I am trapped.”

“We can not take any chances to actually sign you to a squadron, yet alone to lead it! I don’t think we have anyone crazy enough to fly missions with you, since you have no idea how a compass works and lately you have been god knows where but not doing the DO😒 exactly.”

“Oh I can explain that. You see there was this article in the mercenary flyers about getting a nice badge to your flight jacket if you made the mercenary medal this month.”



“DISMISS to your container NOW!”

Oh crap so I wont get a multimillion jet fighter, but a seat in a container and flying a drone grrrrrrr.



Well maybe this is not so bad, since now I can do surveillance flights over Lapland and see what the Turkish invaders are up to 😃 . Riiiight and I can even fly over the distillery and have an eye on the workers there, maybe this isn’t that bad of a deal.

Yeah there was a Pacifica operation that we all know didn’t go that well so now we have these Turks over here demanding apology and all sorts of crap. They even revenged with a trade embargo so now we have to figure out how to send these buggers home before they cause more trouble.

Yes and I finally upgraded all my training sites and even got my first training contract as well, don’t ask what took me so long. Oh right back in time it was the lack of gold.

That training contract sure will look good at the empty wall inside the container. Oh well I might as well take a look inside, what type of gadgets there are and fly around the drone for a while.

Oh nice there is a color printer for the images collected by the drone, I am sure that will get handy in the future.

Well there is a text on the wall “you are NOT allowed to equip ANY missiles on your drone!”

Pfffffft one mistake and I get reminded daily…

This article has been endorsed by FOX COMPANY , but all the events are totally fabricated and no names mentioned to protect the military personnel.

With extreamly warm regards

nutty fox