Shocking Insight into the Crimson Devils
Day 945, 21:59
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by Adam Von Templar
I am writing this article in the hope of persuading some fellow Australians to join the The Crimson Devils as we are clearly in need of some more recruits.
It has come to the my attention that several high ranking Crimson Devil Officers have been shown to be unfit for service:
Lachlan Macquarie on guard duty at the barracks.
Lewis Taylor performing regular helicopter maintenance.
Lion El’Jonson leading the troops into combat.
Hanibal Smith at the firing range.
PabloTortilla scouting for supplies in enemy territory.
Even our CO Homer J Simpson has been spotted boozing it up.
So if you think you can do better than these soldiers please enlist here, or contact me here.
A picture of Adam Von Templar, taken this morning.
It has come to the my attention that several high ranking Crimson Devil Officers have been shown to be unfit for service:
Lachlan Macquarie on guard duty at the barracks.
Lewis Taylor performing regular helicopter maintenance.
Lion El’Jonson leading the troops into combat.
Hanibal Smith at the firing range.
PabloTortilla scouting for supplies in enemy territory.
Even our CO Homer J Simpson has been spotted boozing it up.
So if you think you can do better than these soldiers please enlist here, or contact me here.
A picture of Adam Von Templar, taken this morning.
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I deny all accusations in this article
McNamara isn't the only one who can have kittens in his articles
Helluva job fixing that Copter, Lewis.
Just the type of men I like to have on my side
What? I think that I'm doing a brilliant job in that photo!
I remember that day well, I "confiscated" 6 donuts, 3 ice-creams, two burgers and a thickshake. We can't have our new recruits eating that crap, so I "disposed" of it.
Can I just add that Lion has one really hot pussy! It loves getting a good stroke from the whole barracks.
No I am not, the more kitties the better
Voted & Supported.
Great stuff 😛
o7 and voted
All I can say is that picture clearly shows my leadership skills. Taking one for the team.
And Lion gets all the pussy...
cats.
Congratulations, Crimson Devils, you have now joined the "Genetically Unaccepted by Vulpine" list!
i can do better than them
please contact me 😃
There's always time for stroking pussy in a firefight. 😛 Cats that is...
It's a good thing that copter is fixed...Lewis may have knocked it up otherwise.
And don't get all sappy about Lion and the kitty, he wore it as a hat to last weeks blindfolded volley ball game. How do I know?
I can see through my penis.
Was wondering why i couldnt hit the damn targets
Well it was a nice shot anyway, Hanibal!
LOL
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Hey, that's a private picture!
lol, voted.
Someday, I hope the ICA will be even slightly that awesome.