Once upon a time there was a land named Croatia

Day 582, 12:34 • Published in Serbia Hungary • by montaigne

1st of January 2010, Zagreb


Dear grandchildren,

Once upon a time, there was once a country named eCroatia. OK, do not look it up on the www.gobba.de, since you will not find it any more, maybe admins have some log files, where you can find evidence of their mighty existance.

It was a pretty land with huge army and many allies….you ask allied against whom? OK, formerly it used to be some Atlantis stuff against current day Galactic Peace Alliance…they did pretty well until some Hungarian did not managed a peace treaty with Spain.
Yes, with Spain, who at that time was not Peace member…yet.
So, Spanish Gold was badly missing, and Romanin warriors got short of cash…yes this was a bit before the whole country did not start the non-combat, non-work, non-train policy. At that time we really had difficulties to fight with them. Yeah….really long long time ago.

Well but the tale is not about Spaniards, or Romanians, it is about Croats. They were a bit disstressed. They were saying all the time „we have 9 MPP-s” – OK as of today even the doubleclickers would wipe the floor with them., but at that time we were looking up in every corner of forgotten ORGs to find here and there 1-2 Golds for the Iranian Tanks…anyway…their other mistake was misbehaviour and lack of respect towards Serbians. When you grow up a little bit I will tell U more about that.

Yeh, funny, the mighty Serbia who is ruling now all of Africa, most of Central Asia, the only country who has a TO army of 70.000 voters (ok, admins promised to implement citizenship module soon, so I wander where they will settle…if I were a South American, I would be very very much worried…)

Well, getting back to my tale... somewhen in June 2009 Serbians and Hungarians told "enough is enough". Than there followed the 8 battles for Vojvodina and the 3 consecutive TO-s. The afterwards I would better not tell it to you now, maybe later.

Good night children, and do not forget, voting is an important issue!

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uncle montaigne