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Oh Lord won't U buy me a brand new fighter plane

Day 3,190, 01:41 • Published in Croatia Chile

• by Shade Gunner

Well - I'm not complaining - just wanna all of you out there, to know how hardcore two-click players do their air fights in eRep!

So I send my message to a mighty Plato:

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

(Lyrics by Janice Joplin)

Godspeed e-Airmen! 😃

Comments

Monster Grinder Day 3,190, 05:41

How do we fight in air battles?

It's very simple, ain't no rocket science at all; you just fight unarmed.

Shade Gunner Day 3,190, 07:19

Yep - that's just what this article is all about + a bit of sarcasm on my own account 😃

Monster Grinder Day 3,190, 07:30

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Zljun Dar Day 3,190, 12:39

Oh, Lord, won't you give me an aircraft q one
a battle is coming, my nails are gone
without some protection, your servant is done,
Oh, Lord, won't you give me an aircraft q one!

Oh, Lord, won't you give me a flying board,
I just got a pistol, that's all I could afford,
but grant me a weapon, I'll call you my Lord,
Oh, Lord, won't you give me an annihilating q7 hover board!

Oh Lord, won't you give me ZNG to command,
or at least snap the infamous Platon's hand,
give the big bomb, a nuke if you can,
Oh Lord, won't you give ZNG to Command,

Oh, Lord, won't you give me an aircraft q one
a battle is coming, my nails are gone
without some protection, your servant is done,
Oh, Lord, won't you give me an aircraft q one!