Join the new world

It's that time of month when congressman start posting articles as to why they want you to vote for them in primaries, like I am doing now, then in a few days another article asking you to vote for the only party anyone should vote for. UKPP of course!
I could tell you about how many votes I participated in, all of them, but that doesn't really matter. Like in real life we want our MPs doing as little as possible. We also don't want them just sitting around taxing us and doing nothing either. Trust me when I say this current congress is doing nothing more than chatting on irc about whether Doctor Who is better than google, why that is even worthy of argument is beyond me because clearly Doctor Who wins all day every day. That is also all I will do. Debate only the real issues. Important issues such as this. I promise to you to do little to nothing this term like the rest of congress. I may help a few congressmen and national leaders launder, embezzle, misappropriate a few dollars but I will certainly do nothing of real value just as you would expect of me.
So get out there and vote Lord Marcus Anthony and UKPP!