Join the new world

Written by: Rarity.

If you had any form of interaction with non humans or you saw something unusual, much likelly you were visited by these hominous figures wearing black suits and shades. They will issue threats as a mean to convince you of keeping your mouth shut, sometimes they will pursue you while you drive, or they will kill your dog, or a relative, or maybe they will save your mother in law from a terminal disease with their advanced technology. The thing is they will make you feel misserable until you keep it quiet. But that might change soon.

The reptilian Anunaki directing the Men In Black have grown tired of the negaive reputation and lack of efficiency found in their current methods and have decided to change some aspects of how they work.

As a fashionista and an actual unicorn I was allowed by their Anunaki fashion director to see fist hand the begining of their new project, which will start with a more kind and calming approach to gain silence.

This wardrobe change will consist on a new standard issue uniform for all Men In Black personel, be it human, non human, mothmen, grey, a guy named Gary, or a tall pale featureless man named Indrid Cold. The new uniform will replace all black fabric with milky pink fabric, the quality of the fabric is as always subpar, but the Anunaki are sure it will fulfill its purpose.

The reson behind the color choice was based on psychological theories which state that pink, in particular psstel and milky pink, calms people and makes it easier to handle them in difficult situations. This has been tested in prissons with some degree of success. The Anunaki state this color choice is meant to make the MIB look less intimidating, allowing them to use gentle persuasion to convince witnesses to, translated from Anunaki language by my assistant Twilight Sparkle, "Shut their f***ing gap for good."

The main concern among both MIB and the general public regarding this new wardrobe is that it might lead to missunderstandings and conflicts between the MIB and the Gay Mafia which wears hot pink suits otherwise identical to the standard issue MIB uniform.

As a closing statement I would like to add that I found both the old and new MIB uniform tacky and lacking of elegance of individualty. The Anunaki should have consulted me on that, however when I suggested giving them fashion advice, their fashion director yelled something in Anunaki which according to Twilight Sparkle was "An agressive almost untranslatable expletive regarding you, our species, our intellectual level, and our fashion sense and understanding of huam minds." I was quite offended, however I continued the interview because I needed the money, selling clothes in a semi nudist culture does not pay that well after all.