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By: Lulu

Terrible news our dear readers. Mister R. Fryman, one of our writers is missing. We have been unable to contact him. It was my decision as head of this newspaper to send a private investigator to his home in Beach City to find out what happened to him. The investigator gained access to the Fryman's residence through a broken window which he totally did not break, he totally had a search warrant and everything he did was totally leagal, otherise we would have to answer for all his actions, the destruction of property and harm of bystanders required for his investigation.

Among the evidence found by the investigator was an envelope containing the paycheck we sent to Mister Fryman for his article regarding the Mongolian Death Worm, and a personal journal mentioning that "He knew too much" and "They were after him". Of course we decided to destroy the paycheck and state it expired if he ever shows up to claim it.

We suspect foul play, however we do not suspect the Deros since they totally do not drag people to their underground city to torture and brainwash them, their method is far less invasive, they make them go insane to undermine their credibility, of course, Mister Fryman is already considered insane and he has no credibility, so much likelly they would not lift a finger. They are totally not keeping him in an underground cell trying to blur his memories regarding the Deros and all previous interaction with them.

We are totally not requesting help from any secret organization to rescue Mister Fryman from the Deros and the Men In Black are totally not participating in order to thank us for the good PR they and their Anunaki leaders gained thanks to us.