Kitty for Congress - Bringing the cute!

Day 2,009, 21:44 • Published in USA USA • by MazzyCat


Kitty here! It's that time of the month again. Yep! CONGRESS ELECTIONS! I know for some people there is nothing to get excited about. The PP picks people and sticks them wherever they feel they should go. But this is We the People! As IF we'd do anything the same way as everyone else right? So for the 5th month in a row WTP is electing the congress members.



Another thing We the People are doing is requiring people to actively campaign for congress. AHMAHGAWD! Like in the old days?? YEP! Awesome right? I mean.. it's no where near sniping, but it's far more fun than the alternative. So I present you - a Kitty Campaign.



Now - I could write about lowering taxes... or 10/10 bonuses.. or Unity, but why? Let's face it these things are either doable or already in the works. So what to talk about? Well.. I'm going to tell you why you should elect me, Mazzy Cat!



First and foremost! I am the most adorable kitty around. That sorta of of thing is special in congress. When people get mad or tense. I can rub my head against their hand and help them calm down. When people are sad. I can lay on their lap and let them pet me. When they are happy I can join their joy with my purring!



Secondly! I am well known for hanging onto my CS passes until they are truely needed, or for special cases. I don't waste them and I am not frivolous with them. This is a very important part of being in congress. Ingame mechanics matter a great deal. And this is one of the most important things that a congress member does ingame.



Third! I know how to follow directions when voting! YAY! This is also a rather important thing... I mean let's face it. If nobody knew how to vote - where would htat leave us?! Shattered I tell you. ABSOLUTELY SHATTERED! Kitty's don't REALLY like shattered things. They hurt our paws you see?



So! In summary of why to vote for a kitty. It's simple. More cuteness! CS with a purpose and no hurt paws. What else could you ask for from your WTP congresskitty! *purrrs* Kitty Out!