Into the Maelstrom

Day 1,547, 19:07 Published in Ireland Ireland by Patrick O'leary

Hello eIrishmen and Women!

I have decided to put an article in the whirlpool of media that occurs whenever Party President or Congress Elections come around. All of the articles are basically everyone telling everyone else why they are the best candidate for the positions. I am running for Party President of the Independent Labour Party The ILP has historically and recently been the top party in eIreland; briefly replaced by the Irish Progressive Party (dang upstarts). Thanks to increased activity in our forums and our IRC Channel, we were able to figure out what we could do to get more members, and soon we jumped from 50 to 92.

With such a big party, it is imperative that the Party President has the experience, knowledge, and time to successfully help all of our members achieve their fullest potential. Let’s examine my CV.

Experience – I have been Party President twice before, and those times were both very successful (Ask anyone in #Labour’s_Army )I have also been a Congressman representing the ILP five times, and I was ILP’s (successful) CP candidate when London fell (the first time). Also; I have the highest experience of my competitors.

Knowledge My knowledge in some aspects of the game is almost non-existent. That is one of my shortcomings, but I have made some friends that will help me if the time comes when I need to deal with Finance. Rogueangel and Loouman will become invaluable assets if the need arises. My knowledge mainly exists in the military module, where as a member of the ICA my skills have been very useful. I can bring that same knowledge to Labour’s Army, ILP’s MU. I can help coordinate strikes, determine which battle could most benefit from our aid, etc.

Time A leader needs to have time available to deal with the issues among the peasants people, to coordinate with other leaders, and so forth. The leader of the biggest party in eIreland needs to have more of this time available. My qualifications are simple: I have no life.
No girlfriend to distract me.



No job to speak of.



And my friends…

play D&D...

So, now that I wasted half an hour searching for those pictures, let’s move on to plans.
-Keep the forum as active or increase activity
-Bring people on the IRC (It’s where the cool people are)
-Coordinate with other Left Parties (Maybe even joining eInternationale; a bunch of commies)
-More ILP raffles, better prizes, fundraising, boobs.
Lost you until I threw that word in, didn’t I?


A vote for me
Is good for the ILP
As always,
Patrick O’Leary