If your Cat purrs it may mean your Gay

Day 701, 13:53 • Published in Canada Australia • by Tim Barrow

A new study maid by the university of eTexas concluded that if your cat purrs when your scratching it, it may mean your that your homosexual with or without knowing. Dr.Bernstein brought cats into the Houston man bar in eHouston and noticed that the cat purred almost always when some one scratched it, he quoted "This is astonishing discovery and it may help the Christian Baptist Church to track them and "cure them".