I will run for Congress again this month.
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by Lord Marcus Anthony
Clearly I am the best option. Nuf said right? Well, in case that is not enough for my countrymen, here are a few more reasons.
1: I have served in congress once before and had a perfect attendance record for voting.
2: I am in no one other than Hail Astrid's pockets! Can you say that King Willy, CHAPPIE, etc.? I didn't think so.
3: I am a heavy damage dealer in the eUK. I have dealt billions for our great country and will continue to do so.
4: I am a loyal follower of Lord Plato and Lady Visa in the cult of credit.
5: Finally as I said before, I am clearly the most logical choice for congress. As the hundreds who will endorse, vote, and comment on this article will attest to. Or hopefully at least 25 so I can take out a few of these journalists missions over the next 2-3 weeks.
See everyone on the 25th. Join UKPP!
-Lord Marcus Anthony
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Good for you! But I must take issue with your points.
1: You're doing it wrong, Congress must not be seen to be active.
2: Willy's in noone's pocket. His ego is too big and would tear an almighty hole in said pocket. Also, he's the one who does most of the bribery and corruption round here.
3: Doing loads of damage doesn't necessarily make a good politician. Case in point? Just take a look at some of RBL...
4: Don't do it! He'll only spend the filthy lucre by coming up with more ill-conceived missions or events.
5: "Logical choice" and "congress" in the same sentence.
Good luck! o7
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