How to Be Cool (Vote USWP for Congress)

Day 2,529, 18:29 • Published in USA Japan • by Hivernal

How to Be Cool

Instructions:

Step One: Learn about how awesome the USWP is.

As our very name indicates, the USWP exists for the benefit of every eAmerican. Not only have we been the most historically successful of the current parties in terms of creating strong, effective leadership, but we have also paved the way toward creating opportunities for new players and old players alike. These important steps have been possible, firstly, because USWP members are incredibly hard-working; any eUS citizen can feel totally confident that every Congressman from our party will be diligent and do their absolute best for the betterment of all the eUSA at all times. Secondly, our party is unmatched in experience. We have been around far longer than any of the other current, major parties, and in that time we’ve learned how best to effect important, positive government action. This is clearly evident in the way we held fast against the tasteless strikes of September 11 while some would have folded and watched the treasury disappear, and in the way our policies funded the defense against Argentina. National security, of late, can be attributed to the experience of the United States Workers Party, which reminded us that, at times, tough decisions have to be made for the good of the future of the eUSA.

Step Two: Vote for the United States Workers Party for Congress! As you learned in Step One, we are obviously the best choice.



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How to Be Cool (Vote USWP for Congress)
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