His Majesty Article

Day 1,794, 08:58 • Published in India Spain • by Nuclear NueveOcho


Rejoice, my loyal subjects, as the King speaks once again; Serbian PTOers can rejoice too if they want to. Today I have many news for the eIndian people, whom will be written below the line. Hail eIndia. Hail His Majesty NueveOcho.

Hamturk and King NueveOcho agreement:

CP Hamturk and His Highness NueveOcho, dediced to prove their manhood on a game of FIFA, to make it interesting, the loser will have to do a task. If NueveOcho loses he will have to write an article apologising to LOLper for calling him a cryer, meanwhile, if Hamturk loses he will break the land renting agreement with Cryatia. The match will be played whenever Hamturk decides to pay for his XBox Live.

eIndia’s activities:

Many of you may not be aware of the many ways to obtain cc and food that eIndia has:

1) King’s Orders: Every once in a while His Majesty NueveOcho will update his Orders, they may be of different styles, some will be fun and some others will need effort. The “Find me a Queen” quiz is still open, all you need to do is paste the link to the picture of a hot chick in the comments, the winner will take 200 INR, this contest will finnish tomorrow at 4:00 eRep time, the winner will be announced on NueveOcho’s magazine.

2) Daily Quiz: Everyday, our favourite Serbian PTOer, Wild Quark, will update a daily quiz,
like this one, is a fun way to earn some extra supplies.

3) Writting contest: you can check this article to know the rules, up to 1200 cc for writting articles, easy money fellas.

New eConstitution, the new added items will be displayed in bal😛

1. Power Pirami😛
1.1. NueveOcho is along Hamturk the highest power in eIndia.
1.2. The Middle Class will have some power in eIndia, this class includes:
1.2.1. Serbian PTOers, like Wild Quark.
1.2.2. Sexy chicks.
1.2.3. YUUVA INDIA members.
1.3. The Lower Class is represented by the powerless players, this class includes:
1.3.1. eIndians.
1.3.2. PTOers away from Serbia.
1.3.3. eCryatians.
1.4. The unnamed, also know as Xordin.


2. The Official languaje of eIndia is English.
2.1. Spanish, Hindi and Serbian are also acceptable.
2.2. From now on Polish is acceptable too.


3. Sports, the only allowed sports are the following:
3.1. Pertañax.
3.2. Elephant Hunting (Approved by Juan Carlos I de Borbón)
3.3. Trolling other countries IRCs.
3.4. Annoying lolper.
3.5. Voting this article.
3.6. Voting YUUVA INDIA in the CP elections.
3.7. Donating gold to NueveOcho.
3.8. Calling people Serbian PTOer.
3.9. participating in the Daily Quizes and King’s Orders.
3.10. FIFA and MADDEN tournaments.
3.11. Multi-accounting.
3.12. PTOing Politcal Parties.


4. The only allowed religions are the following:
4.1. Spammerism.
4.2. eMormonism.
4.3. Hieldlaism.
4.4. Serbianism.
4.5. DIOnism.
4.6. MoneyJewism.
4.7. Jochhism.


5. National Anthem and War Song:
5.1. Never Gonna Give You Up, by Richard Astley, is, from now on, eIndia’s national anthem
5.2. All eIndians shall listen to it five times a day
5.3. A pilgrimage to Richard Astley’s house shall be done at least once.
5.4. Trollolol, by Эдуард Хиль (Eduard Khil), is, from now on, eIndia’s war song.
5.5. This song shall be heard while we are fighting.
5.6. Эдуард Хиль shall be remembered as a martyr, and Russia’s greatest man.

HAIL KING NUEVEOCHO I
HAIL eINDIA
VOTE, SUBSCRIBE AND SHOUT

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