Greetings from your New Governor
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by Major Lee Hung
Dear subjects,
I welcome you to the eThai empire.
Please see the below changes that will effect Americans with immediate effect:
-Every citizen must immediately donate 75% of their currency to eThailand's treasury. As I understand some of you are incapable of such sums, I will help to calculate this for you.
-You will soon relinquish complete control of your laws to your assigned leader, by way of dictatorship.
-Each day, one American citizen must publish an article praising the great Sheogorath, and make reference to great liberator Mrle 1982.
Flag Change
Please also note that you will be reverting back to a flag used during the greatest period in American history - the King's Colors. British superiority over the American people will need to be reflected accordingly.
Attempting to contravene these rules will result in a relentless and merciless crusade from the great and powerful Sheogorath, until your ultimate submission.
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Also there will be cheese for nobody.
hahaha 😃
xD
lol
xD
*yawn*
Something like this happened in Thailand too, I hear.
You THAIWANESE scrubs feeling the hurt in your buts?
I heard that too! What happened over there? Who knows. Oh well gotta go polish my new medal...
Nice.
🙂
America will never fall to this blasphemy. We stand behind our ideals of democracy and freedom, and only praise God of the New World.
Lies.
The only God you have is me, and I demand your money.
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LOL...NO!
\o/
How can you claim British superiority if you spell "King's Colours" the American way.....
"King's Colors" is a noun - the flag was adopted when Britain used the Latin, as opposed to the French spelling.
Using the logic of your argument, it would be like me complaining that "eRepublik" should actually be "eRepublic".
I see no logic in my trollific argument, and find no logik in yoUrs 🙂
You could at least get the British flag right... the widths of the white bits is all wrong! If you can't even get that right there is no hope for you.
Nah that's actually the proper flag as decreed by James I, it was used between 1606 and 1801.
Yes, George is correct. I you're going to post a rather over-the-top "lol ur wrong" comment you should probably do your research to be sure you're correct first, otherwise we are going to instead assume that there's "no hope for you".
Given that I'm RL UK, I know what our flag is supposed to look like 🙂
Then it's most unfortunate that you're unfamiliar with the UK's history. I will just assume you're from Yorkshire.
Well, this article was at least half-decent
>mfw serb-thai scum needs brits to do their shit for them
LOL
😃
i remember my first beer too