Gormley's Short Manifesto

Day 703, 07:40 Published in Ireland Ireland by John Gormley

I was gonna write out a long manifesto telling you why you should vote for me on Sunday. But, keeping in mind that many voters are calling for short manifestos, I will keep this short. If I were to write out a long manifesto I would basically be repeating what I said last month as nothing much has changed for me. So, to wrap things up very quickly, I'll just ask you to read my manifesto from last month (ignoring the crap about "looks being deceiving"):
LAST MONTH'S MANIFESTO

Please vote John Gormley of the IFP in the Southeat on the 25th. of October!
Thank you very much.

John Gormley
Congress Candidate for the Southeast of Ireland

NOTE: Some things in last month's manifesto are clearly out of date, such as my number of Hard Worker medals and of friends. The main points of the manifesto are okay though.