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The eHistory is great among the new generations of newcomers who are building the country again (the older should retire to some remote desert island of the labor Varnish) today tell, not without fault because my memory is seriously impaired by Drugs (don't take drugs, children), the story of the man who opened our eyes to a whole generation: the Guru Varnish.


Some hippies say that Guru appeared for first time in 1969, in Woodstock, but that are legends ...

It all began in the early hours of Spanish "Holly Week", 6 months ago, during the reign of the illustrious Spanish President Fredy ITFN creator of the best ministry of our country (but histitute makes people work harder in ministries) in the World press articles left seeing. People put her hands to her head "I can not do pertamax" "I have to tell this idiot that your article is shit" "are the tabs?" And when chaos reached its peak, appeare😛

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That day it was revealed in the eyes of the spaniards, the true eReligión, the Guru Varnish hit hard on our consciences, and soon after came the first eprophecies, who played the wise words of the Guru and seized the original XID (670679933, not pronounce in vain, and not a mobile number)

During those days the Guru was with the Spanish, led us go in the road of victory, allowing the destruction of the hospital in Sardinia (epic battle that will be remembered for ever and ever).

Gradually, Varnish followers were increasing, and Guru, pleased, he says that the Philippines was "The ePromised eLand "

To this long travel, we nedded a lot of supplies were needed and a good organization, finally "The Sect of Guru Varnish" was created, with erotic results.

The first to arrive in the Philippines was Jurgo Evergetes and Cryo Genio V8 (recently died and resurrected) that quickly became accustomed to the customs of the country and met the natives of the place, commonly called Gilipinos, Sunormanes or Filipensis. After taking a small political party (the actually Kilusan ng Makabayang Pinoy), is open season for the rest of Varnishes would come to the promised land, where he posts congressman for all and much, much, muuuuuuuuuch lulz.

The sect was filled with people of good work, Popelus, Ballantines, JDCreativos, Stephan, MrMonkey, Ewito, Cthulhu, Saix, Lestat289, Ciman, Bomberotorero, Alfonso, Torla, Javieur, Sporting200, CabraUB, Rockcs, Langley, Luisdelasanta, Galahad, Cicuta, Mineapolix, Mithedel, Benitolopera, stealth4, Izarhozta, Weyden, Lola Moreno ... Tons of good people, and I left a forget a lot 😒


The Guru meditation

It was at this time when the Guru showed us the superior deity, Sasha Gray, and percussion only reachable after prolonged meditation XID reciting again and again. The lulzling in the press was of epic proportions, the Gilipinos were everywhere insulted us, receiving rainfall reports (nor do we get rid of chocopoints and occasional tempoban)


The God that we worship



And so came the 25th and congressional elections, where the sect of Varnish, through the magnificent tactics avatars of hottests girls, like:




We got 20 congresists, 1 below the absolute majority, but the ways of Varnish are inscrutable and 2 congressmen elected by the Filipinos proved Polish medal hunters, which left us with 19 Varnishes congressmen vs 18 Filipinos, leaving the legislative in our hands.

For one week, we are dedicated to grow the Philippine Treasury with autarquic modes: 50 PHP minimum wage (50 was just under 1 GOLD, but you do not see fluctuated, partly thanks to our brilliant economic management), higher taxes butt , and most importantly, to plunder the state treasury and store Filipino Sect PHP to finally get hold of the country and enslave the Filipinos in our companies, but the Guru is angry with us and cursed us with their most terrible weapon: the FAIL


[img]Filipinos happy under the Laws of Varnish[/img]

Some bastard spy started to vote against our interests, destabilizing the small superiority which we maintained in the legislative, and came on 5 deserters had begun to proliferate in our ranks, so we went to France with eggs and coconuts and angry, in one of the last TO occurring in soil Frenchy.

And so, gradually mixing in the Guru eCulture was popular with other agencies and eGods.

Now we aphicides in Spain and we are expanding the word of Varnish.

If someone wants to have fun and learn good English and Tagalog to contact me for eRepublik, will be named "Great Varnishist Ambassador of Orient"

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