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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1509)

Day 1,509, 16:36 • Published in Ireland Ireland

• by John Gormley

A chemist walks into his shop to find a man leaning aginst the wall. He asks, "Whats wrong with him?"
His assistant replies, "He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him a bottle of laxatives."
"Idiot," says the chemist, "You can't treat a cough with laxatives."
"Of course you can," the assistant replied. "Look at him now, he's too afraid to cough."

Comments

Ronan Donovan Day 1,509, 16:38

hahaha very funny! 😛

Crazy Ivann Day 1,510, 02:08

Old one xD
Still terrible

Anthony Colby Day 1,510, 07:32

D'oh.

F. Castro Day 1,510, 12:05

Two needles walk down the road. Suddenly, they see a hedgehog running right past them. The first needle turns to the second and says: "Fuck, we missed the bus"

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