Cypriot Empire Masterplan.

Day 1,075, 07:37 • Published in Cyprus Spain • by OutSmarter

I'm sure you have seen smee again's article about the New Zealander threat. It's true that we must defend ourselves from the Sheep Empire threat, but we also have to look for our own interests and make us stronger to be able to face this challenge.

That's why I present to you the Operation Vagina.

Operation Vagina born in the most secret and dark rooms of the cypriot Ministery of Defense and it's an attempt to get the best quality vaginas from all the eWorld to combine them with our people in order to create an army of elite soldiers.

We made a serious, hard and tiring study consisting in hours and hours in the Google Images looking for hot girls to find the Promised Land and, as we guess before making the study, we found that all the existing high vaginas regions are located at Sweden.


Concentration of Q5 vaginas in a swedish bar.

So, this is the plan. Sweden is a little bit far, it's going to be a long way. Unfortunately, will need to conquer whole Turkey in our way to vaginas, hope turks don't have a problem with this, and go trough Iran, Russia, Hungary, Belarus, Russia (again) and Finland.



Swedish girls, here we go!

(And after Sweden comes... Genitalia!)