Campaign Posters to Go

Day 1,156, 20:48 • Published in USA USA • by Paul Proteus

First off, let me open with a
Letter to my Loyal Subscribers
Dear Subscribers,
I'm sorry, I haven't wrote an article in ages, thats because I haven't had anything to write about. I've also been super busy, for one I was interviewed and I even have my own section in Jelly's paper, but you loyal subscribers probably know all this, anyway, writing this was at least fun for me, so bear with me here,
Love ya,
Paul



Campaign Posters to Go!
This was the fun part, I made campaign posters along with a little funny slogan for a few famous eAmericans,
enjoy:

Ligtreb- Took him long enough

Since I've arrived I have seen people on their knees begging for Ligtreb to run for POTUS, so far however he has refused, so when he does run he sure will have taken his time thinking about it.


Claire Littleton- You say no, but you mean yes

Pretty self explanatory, then again most of them are, the amount of people I have seen say how much they hate her is monumental, yet somehow, somewhere, people seem to keep letting her be one of the more influential eAmericans...maybe that's why they hate her

Emerick- Try and stop me

This one was too easy, if he ran for president a slew of votes and bandwagon supporters would follow behind before he even spoke...


CRoy- If at first you don't succeed...

Try try again, although it is unlikely CRoy actually runs for President, this one was just fun A) James Franco is fun and 😎 He lost a hotly contested election two months ago I'm sure you've all forgotten so I need to spend time explaining it 😁


Paul- PROTEUS 4 PoTeUS

Okay, I just made this as a joke after my interview and Kid_A and Jelly (Hence why their names are on the poster) helped come up with the sick slogan. WIll this mysterious Paul run? Find out next time on CLIFFHANGERS

So, everybody, you're welcome for the sick campaign posters I've just made you



A Little Ditty about...Fun
This isn't a whole article or anything, just saying that it is your last chance to submit any single player contest material to the DoF

Also, tomorrow is National Party day so get ready!

And lastly, begin to form your hockey teams for the Department of Fun kiekko.tk hockey tournament!
I've almost finished the roster for my team! 5 people per team, any questions? PM me!

Someone's getting ready!
but you should know this already, especially after we were featured in this lovely article!

~fin