Calling for the Resignation of Henry William French

Day 2,684, 06:03 • Published in USA USA • by CJ Read

Friends, the time for Henry William French to step down was yesterday. Despite much better election results than in years' past, many are saying that Henry William French actually prevented The Black Sheep Party from taking a majority. TPR's chief journalist, who is still anonymous and previously reported the rift growing between Arrden and Henry William French, was able to place a recorder in French's office. The following is a direct recording a French:

"I hope we lose this ******ing war. I've been shifting party funds to Ireland, and I'll be dam**** if I'm going to stop now. That Arrden *********er can go shove his independence up his ***. Our party represents freedom, yet I'm the biggest mo********ing dictator this party has ever seen. If he wants a **** ****ing ***l ***t war, he's got one."

We tried to reach Arrden for comment, however he could not be reached. We did talk to his secretary however, and she explained that Arrden and French have not spoken in weeks.

Friends, fellow Americans, we need to stand up to people like French and remind him why this country is the U. S. of A!