Brexit
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Pole
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This picture is inaccurate. There should be a lovely group of islands in the background called the Falkland Islands, with great big UK flags over it and men and sheep drinking pints of Argentinian tears as they extract the oil in the surrounding seas.
Pirate
At first I saw the Argentinian flag and thought Greece (which would be pretty funny, them doing so well from Europe and all) - I know my flag bad. Anyway, when I saw CheetahCurtis post, realised my mistake, but my reasonable Geography (mostly due to merc medals...) doesn't stretch as far as knowing anything about Argentina (other than that we bitched in colonial phase and laughed with our big boats a few years back (yes I'm old enuf)). Of course like any stupid person with enough self respect as to not want to remain so, a googling ensued. Google either has a sense of humor or it's just the statistics of these things (I like to think it's sentient) The auto completion results were (try for yourself): Is Argentina:
5. a developed country (not saying anything)
4. a democracy (atm)
3. in europe (my goal)
2. safe (hmm atm)
1. a country (ouch, hit a nerve?)
😃 😃 😃
Adding to CheetahCurtis comment, I'd suggest that it would be more accurate if it was the helmsman leaving the ship after the XO ordered it ran aground, the engineering also want off the boat, and are asking for permission. But that's kinda harder to draw a picture of, rest assured the rats will be the poor bastards left to turn out the lights.
If you want to be sarcastic, all you show is your foolish ignorance, instead of being a brit piece of rubbish.
Looks like when we sunk the Belgrano
Saturday 1st May
HMS Alacrity - slightly damaged by bomb near misses
HMS Arrow - slightly damaged by cannon fire
HMS Glamorgan - slightly damaged by bomb near misses, all off Stanley by Daggers of FAA Grupo 6.
Tuesday 4th May
HMS SHEFFIELD - mortally damaged south east of Falklands by Exocet missile fired by Super Etendard of CANA 2 Esc. Burnt out and sank in tow on Monday 10th May.
Wednesday 12th May
HMS Glasgow - moderately damaged off Stanley by unexploded bomb (1) dropped by A-4B Skyhawks of FAA Grupo 5. Bomb passed through hull but damage took some days to repair and she shortly returned to UK.
Friday 21st May
HMS Antrim - seriously damaged in Falkland Sound outside San Carlos Water by unexploded bomb (2) dropped by Daggers of FAA Grupo 6. UXB removed but damage took some days to repair.
HMS Broadsword - slightly damaged outside San Carlos Water by cannon fire from Daggers of Grupo 6.
HMS Argonaut - slightly damaged outside San Carlos Water by rockets and cannon fire from Aermacchi MB.339A of CANA 1 Esc, and then seriously damaged by two unexploded bombs (3/4) dropped by A-4B Skyhawks of FAA Grupo 5. Removing the UXB's and carrying out repairs took a number of days and although declared operational, she soon sailed for the UK.
HMS Brilliant - slightly damaged outside San Carlos Water by cannon fire from Daggers of Grupo 6. (Different attack from "Broadsword")
HMS ARDENT - badly damaged in Grantham Sound by bombs - hits, UXB's (5+) and near misses - dropped by Daggers of Grupo 6, then mortally damaged by bombs from A-4Q Skyhawks of CANA 3 Esc off North West Island. Sank the following evening.
Sunday 23rd May
HMS ANTELOPE - damaged in San Carlos Water by two unexploded bombs (6/7) dropped by A-4B Skyhawks of Grupo 5. One of the bombs exploded that evening while being defused and she caught fire and sank next day.
Monday 24th May
RFA Sir Galahad - damaged by unexploded bomb (😎 and out of action for some days
Classified files until 2072 concerning Malvinas War. What a shame, brits.
I don't think any files on the "Malvinas War" will be classified until 2072, because it was called the Falklands War LUL
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still won though didn't we...
Argentina is the only obstacle you have to dominate the southern seas. You will not pass. 😉
At least we have the Falklands
o fug 😃DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Night is coming over your little island, pirate. It will be funny to see 60 millions in despair.
Night comes over our island every 24 hours, I don't know if you realised but we have good houses to sleep in, and we don't get our ships repo'd like you, so we beat you on the despair front.
Unlike you we have a point where we can decline, because we had that power to lose, you will never be in that situation 😃.
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Me enteré que falleciste. En buena hora, malnacido.