Boring missions

Day 2,877, 13:03 • Published in USA USA • by Acaedith

Hey guys,

I'll begin by apologising in advance for the spam that I am about to unleash on the media section. Following my first article which was written with the intention of completing a journalism mission, I now have to write a further 3 (who comes up with this sh*t?) to complete another.

As I am a new player who doesn't want to dedicate my entire life to this game (no offence to anyone who does) I don't really have enough information or the time to learn it, in order to complete this mission in a reasonable time. Instead of that I will be writing 3 articles which will include some jokes and mabye some funny short stories to keep it somewhat entertaining and not total spam.

So once again I have to ask the kind citizens of this nation to leave some comments on my articles so that I may achieve this title of "Senior Journalist"


Anyway, here come the jokes....


A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”


Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?" "To me, it's a penny." "God, may I have a penny?" "Wait a minute."

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husban😛 "You have perfect eyesight."

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".




Thanks Again!
Acaedith