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Bancuri scurte

Day 2,476, 04:07 • Published in China Romania

• by cataliin

Un motan se plimba pe camp. O vaca il intreaba:
-Asa mic si deja ti-a crescut mustata ?
-Si tu asa mare si tot fara sutien?

2 babe discutau:
-Ieri s-a dat pensia..
-Ei, s-a dat p**a
-Si eu, proasta, am luat pensia.

De ce nu alearga melcul?
-Pentru ca i-ar falfai ochii!

CATE LIMBI ARE O PASARICA? CATE II DAI

Doi artisti vorbesc intre ei: stii ma bancu' cu surdu si homosexualul?
-Nu, ma!
-Ce zici, ma?