Attention All eAmericans [Urgent News]

Day 2,346, 05:47 • Published in USA USA • by GZA The Genius

Greetings,

Today I bring to you probably the most historic article known to man. My fellow eAmericans, it seems we have an issue at hand. One that cannot go any longer without being spoken of.


VMA-214 The Black Sheep and The Black Sheep Party are widely known as the best things to happen to the eUnited States. Proof can be seen below in the following photos documenting the infinite badassness of The Black Sheep.



Here we have Elder Sheep writing up the Declaration of Sheepdependence telling the herd we don't run with them anymore.




Here, the Elder Sheep displays a written statement from the enemies of the eUnited States saying, "We the people submit to the awesomeness of The Black Sheep and comply with all policies stating we must give up our cookies and rum."


Though The Black Sheep have already established that they are the baddest mother truckers in the eWorld, they are still looking for new sheep to join in. Want to be a part of history in the making? I'm happy to inform you that it's so easy a Canadian caveman can do it!



VMA-214 The Black Sheep


Forged in the depths of barn hell, these elite fighters showed the eWorld that a bunch of misfits (or so we were called) can create one of the best military units in the eUS. And do it with enough style to put Prince to shame.



Known to create oceans amongst the crowd of women concert-goers.



"How does one obtain the privilege of becoming a sheep?" You might be asking yourself this. Never fear, you can join VMA-214 The Black Sheep =>=>=>=>HERE


TO BECOME FULLY REGISTERED within the MU, simply go to =>=>=>THIS website and fill out an application. We will review your application and contact you to fully set you up.


The Black Sheep Party


More of a politician than a fighter? Don't worry - we'll love you the same. The Black Sheep Party is a political party formed by most of the same founders of VMA-214. We hold dear to our heart the principles of which this great eNation was founded upon. Beer drinking, skeet shooting, kicking Canadian rump Our doors are open to all who want to make the eUnited States a better place for its citizens to reside. We hold giveaways just as we do for our military unit (so it pays to participate in the party) and take care of our supporters.


YOU CAN JOIN The Black Sheep Party =>=>=>HERE


Once you have joined, if you would like to join us on IRC - #BlackSheep is our Rizon Network IRC Channel. There are loads of spanking cool people there who will assist you in any reasonable way possible.



Stay sexy, Murica.







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