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Today’s Bro tip


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Alright enough of that, on today’s issue of the Bro paper you will fin😛
-The one thing we should all be doing
-Advice to new players


Newbs, can’t live with em, and erep would be a ghost town without em. Seriously though our most prescious resource in this game isn’t our grain, wood, or fish, it is our newbs.Our newbs represent the future, they represent an entire new egeneration of players that will fight our battles and hate the ebrits, that’s why each and every bro out there needs to take it upon himself (or herself) to go out there and recruit more newbs. Consider for a moment if each and every one of us could get JUST ONE person to play this game, it would double our population! And in the long term it would do even more than that because those newbs would eventually become real people and invite even more newbs. If you havent even gotten one person to play this game YOUR DOING IT WRONG!


Alright now for some advice to new players from a bro
1. Do not spend your gold on anything that will not either help you become self-sufficient or will make you more than what your spending
2. Take advantage of good offers on the market, as an enewb your budget might be tight so when you see a good deal for something that you need BUY IT IN BULK! It’s pretty much erep’s version of a blowout sale
3. Make friends, without the social aspect of this game it would be really awful, honestly who cares if we took a region of Lithuania if you don’t have anyone to share that victory with?
4. Take advantage of whatever services your government supplies, whether it’s free food, weapons, or just the offer of some advice you need to take what ever you can get to become the best eyou can be. For a list of good egov. Programs in the U.S. I suggest reading the dod orders which can be found under battle orders.
5. Stay up to date on government orders, no one’s going to like you if your that noob that starts a resistance war in a region we are trading to the Canadians.
6. Subscribe to this newpaper, seriously its awesome
7. Whether it’s making a newspaper, running for congress, or joining the military find the aspect of this game that appeals to you the most and give it a shot, honestly what’s the worst that can happen? You lose to pielover1998 in a race for Wisconsin?



For the next issue of the Bro daily I will be interviewing enewbs from three different countries to get their take on the game, whats good, whats not, and how the egov could help them more.

P.S. sorry for the lateness of this issue Real Bro’s>internet newspaper