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by John Gormley
I promised Rorhi Blake (RIP) to keep the idea of his newspaper going in my newspaper. So here's the first edition in the new location:
This week's answer: A giraffe.
What do you think the question is? Post in the comments section please.
Happy Questioning,
John Gormley
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Comments
What's yellow and has a long neck?
What sits in a tree and when it falls out, on top of you, you're dead?
What will i be steering into the dail gates 2moro leading my mighty army of animal friends
What secretly watches me through my 24th story windows?
What animal has no vocal chords?
what animal has a black tongue?
What's black and white and read all over?
What is a giraffe?
The Question is... (drumroll)
Who is the father in this photo?
http://verydemotivational.com/2010/09/29/demotivational-posters-girass/
Say an animal that starts with the letter "G"
Who was rolling a joint in this story?
One fine day Mister Rabbit goes running around the forest.
He sees a giraffe rolling a joint. "Giraffe, giraffe! Why do you do drugs? Come run with me instead!"
So the giraffe stops rolling his joint and runs with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing lines. Says the rabbit: "Elephant, elephant, why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."
So the elephant stops and goes running with the two. Then they come across a lion preparing a syringe. "Lion, lion," cries the rabbit, "Why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."
The lion, with a mighty roar, bangs the rabbit to smithereens.
"No!" the giraffe and the elephant cry. "Why did you do that? All he was trying to do was to help you out!"
The lion replied, "Damn rabbit always makes me run around the friggin' forest when he's on speed!"
what can adpot to new trees