A Shocking Fact - Maybe

Day 2,745, 16:08 • Published in USA USA • by Senryaku
The implication is that I'm not God, which is definitely debatable.

America,

I have come once more to this pedestal amidst the great forum's chatter to deliver a heart-wrenching truth as my first declaration to you all.

I wish for you to know that I do not say this for the intention of beheading the sensual correspondence we have blossoming between us, America,
I only inflict this strife upon myself in a well-meaning atempt to remove the barriers still wedged between you and I.


I've heard of Zentai dating before, but this is getting ridiculous.

I... Am a male.
I have genitals that protrude from my body.
I do NOT have genitals that create a wonderful interior inside of the temple that is my self for the whole world to admire.

It is true, what I have may not be the most graceful appendage in the universe - and most certainly not the most graceful appendage on my body, but I think there comes a time in one's life where one comes to appreciate and give due respect to everything and everyone around oneself.

What I AM saying is that I'm better than you and that you'll never be quite as great as I am. Sorry America, but I'm not sorry.

Also, have you seen this AMP thing? Some events are transpiring, a bit of commotion on official and unofficial channels of both joviality and infuriation.

Perhaps I'll just leave that to the proper reporters? Bah, most of them are long gone now though, aren't they?
I'll leave you with some happy thoughts to ward away the bad.


Beautiful, just like you.
Except that person right there is ChewChewShoe, otherwise known as Aoife's object of unrequited physical love. You should be very afraid.