A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss
Jimmy Cincinnati
Just a heads-up; I've found my magic 8-ball. All of my administrative decisions will be made by the 8-ball. Please limit all of your requests to Yes or No questions.
Cabinet positions:
I'm creating some cabinet positions. I would like for everyone to join me.
My methods are quite unorthodox. Some say that they are incomprehensible.
I'm inviting everyone to serve our nation. It's not as tough as it sounds, although it's quite unprecedented. So;
If you would like to rebuild the remnants of the shattered eRepublik; Return the relics to the people, by which they were built.
If you don't think we are being fairly represented; Step up and become a representative.
If you think that the bureaucracy and the legislation need to be stopped; Let's show the eUS a way of life that doesn't involve them.
If you think that the Inteligencia are harming us, rather than helping; Let's demonstrate that we can make our own decisions.
If you want to send a big, F#@k You, soaring into the sky; It deserves a great, big, banner.
If you are interested in serving with me, on the most infamous term in years, please, tell me; With which game module are you most comfortable?
To whom it may concern:
I know that the rumors are true; Because it walks like a duck and
quacks like a duck. So, it must be a duck.
There are modern day overlords with big fat espressos. Those that perpetuate our lazocracy through bureaucracy and hardship.
They will force us into obsolescence. They are the Naysayeres, the Defeatists, those that are running for Dozens of Congressional Terms and the Meta-game Elite.
Well, I've got some plans. However, they are TLDR. Here is the, basic, idea:
I'm playing for the community. Therefore, I'd like to create community activities. I'd like to participate in discussions that are based around each of these activities. Then, promote them. (As well as we can.)
If you want to see more; Turn our passions into a movement. Serve with me in the Presidential Cabinet. All you have to do is ask.
Your Public Servant: GoTJ
Tanks for Tots:
Here is what you need to qualify for 3 q7 Tanks;
#1. You must be level 34 or under.
#2. Your top damage, in a campaign, must be for the eU.S.
#3. Introduce yourself in the comments box. If you qualify, tanks will arrive shortly.
Government Cheese:
Here is what you will need to qualify for 500 health units; (Food quality may vary.)
#1.You need to be level 34 or under.
#2. You must be an eU.S. citizen.
#3. Introduce yourself, in the comments box. If you qualify, the food will arrive shortly.
(This offer is good while supplies last. Tanks for Tots is supported by private contributions.)
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Comments
Dibs on VP
This article says very little.
I've written two articles, today. I had some other stuff to do.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Don't you have some boyscouts to molest, Pfeiffer??
See, your stupidity is beyond repair - don't even bother to try ( Just consume more alcohol to be more bearable to others!)
Combined with the fact that you have no manners, take politically legit stuff, ridicule it without any argument and then go on a personal-insult level says everything about your character.
So I'm gonna level down in order for you to understand & just say:
YOUR ARE FUMD AS DUCK!!!
Complaining about personal insult levels saying everything about Pfieffers character while starting off your response by asking if he has some boyscouts to molest really contradicts your point, doesn't it?
I really have nothing against you or anything, so don't take it the wrong way at all. But I just think it's a bit hypocritical.
Oh, I see Pfeiffer's lawyer signed in LOL
Actually NO, cuz I've stated clearly that I will level down to his niveau.
Ghost of Tom Joad, you doing good, because only when you do good is when Henry Pfeiffer Arundel talks to normal people. Actually I should say putting down people is when they are doing good things or actually making a difference.
You see, I had nothing against you, or anything against Pfeiffer, and now you're saying I'm on his side. If you're going to be an opposition, you've got to at least put forward some proper points, no one will take you seriously otherwise.
Also, you said you'd level down after the comment I mentioned, so I don't see your excuse as valid.
I just want to make sure that as an opposition to these 'elitists' in the US we actually do things properly instead of shouting a bunch of buzzwords and insults. I've seen where that goes and I'm sure you have too.
Nah, I put it out there.
They'll find out, sooner or later
Living proof of your own dictum, James
When people oppose the elites and the elites merely make put-down comments, the voters wise up eventually.
Wingfield is right. Hey GoTJ, you must be ruffling some feathers in order for Pfeiffer to start with the typical ABC stupidity.
And you say too much. ~_^
I introduce myself
Thank you for fighting on behalf of the eUS
Turn it to 11!
I vote yes
GoTJ for PotUS!
GoTJ for PotUS!
read and voted
welfare is for europussies
I love free stuff, and this article, and sadly I have a bad case of excuseitis that prevents me from trying to make a difference, but you have my support
Tom Ronin; You are qualified for Tanks for Tots and the Government Cheese
what sort of ideas do you have for retention? What plans do you have to entice the newly born to come back and become a part of the community?
nothing viable, but I'm sure if you had a better offer than "bank up to srength up" in terms of actually upgrading training gyms then that'd be a huge boost
I've got more information in the next article;
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/rolling-stone-part-2-2438040/1/20
The short of it; It takes a community effort to create a community based government/game/religion, or for whatever we personify ourselves.
Run run run! RUN!
Hmmmm, this is exciting.