A Political Refugee

Day 2,421, 10:33 Published in Canada United Kingdom by Leo Balzac


I have come crawling out of the rubble that is Serb-controlled eUK. It was a dark and desperate fight to try and save a nation from a brutal, kebab fuelled PTO, but we failed.

You're probably wondering what this has to do with all of you, considering most of you seem to hate the eBrits and try to fight them whenever possible. This applies because, after fleeing the Hirsuted hordes I have found myself back on familiar ground, back where it all began. To many this will be a joyous occasion, they know my strengths and what I can bring to a country. To others, their cup will overflow with their tears, they will try to brand me a 'traitor' and call me mean names. It will all just be hot air of course, the amount of damage I did for eCan's enemies will always be negligible beside the amount I did for eCan itself. I have never once participated in a campaign against eCan that ever took any territories, unlike some other players you herald.

All this aside, I'm happy to be back and looks forward to stirring things up in eCan.