A New Hope

Day 3,073, 20:03 Published in Ireland Ireland by The Funny Man

Eire,

I come to you reborn in the blood of a hooker (and not the kind from Galway 😉). In a previous life long ago I was a seasoned congressman with a political party and party MU that I built from the ground up. Long before dictatorships and official titles I served in Presidential cabinets and as liaison to our alliance. While I still see some remnants of that life, it is gone now and what I see before me today is a different landscape.

Amidst apparent turmoil I start my new life with the ambition to bring a new hope for the people of Eire. I have plans to truly live up to my name and bring about a sense of fun and a just a splash of craziness to this tide of, well, whatever you call this $hite. I hope you all will join me in this quest, and that together we give this country of ours the greatness she deserves.

It's been said that people in glass houses sink ships, and I spend most of my time in the greenhouse.

-The Funny Man