A Bigger Joke than Plato

Day 3,075, 07:05 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by The Funny Man

Eire,

While many things have changed since I was last an active user, evidently Plato's incompetence has not. On just the second day of my new life I am plagued by bugs. While my energy bar is full I am not allowed to use any of it. I guess some things never change.

Despite the set back, I am committed to staying active so to pass the time while Plato does whatever it is he does, I will have a joke contest, with earth day being the theme. Being a new player, I don't have much to offer as a reward but fun and 50 IEP for the first person to get the correct answer. Due to the nature of the contest please submit your answer to me via private message rather than in the comments, and please don't look it up or ruin it for anyone in the comments.

This time there will be two jokes, one classic and one that's a little political and off-beat but it should make for some funny answers, the best of which I'll share in my next article.

1) What is a tree's least favorite month?

2)How does an American Conservative combat rising global temperatures?

Good luck!

-The Funny Man