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2% work tax

Day 3,758, 05:05 • Published in USA USA

• by gggeeeooo

My fellow americans,
I am proud to anounce that USA has a 2% Work Tax.

The Black Sheep Party is working hard to promote your interes in the congress and we did it !!!
In a few hours we will have 2% work tax.
I want to send my thanks to Cubby and his people, to Dillon Richards and his socialits, to black sheeps of Henry William French, and to all congresman from Constitution Party and Federalist Party who voted for this change. We have 15 more congresman to convice we did a good thing.

We wish GOOD LUCK and SPECIAL THX to Gnilraps - our next POTUS who said 2% it is good, and he can make a safe budget.

From the Black Sheep Party,
2% Work Tax !
98% FUN !

Comments

Seppo Ilmarinen Day 3,758, 05:59

Make it 100% fun!

★★★★ Baaaa ★★★★

Be different, be a blacksheep!

★★★★ Baaaa ★★★★

Kobble Day 3,758, 06:10

Glad to hear the lower tax!

Bobcat Tepes Day 3,758, 08:27

*Steps up to podium, waving a small, tattered eUS flag.*

I'm gonna miss our eVP, she was SUCH an interesting conversationalist ! And she didn't stink up the place... much. And the corpse flies were an exciting bonus.
I'm gonna miss secret meetings held in the presidential mausoleum.
I'm gonna miss the higher taxes.
I'm gonna miss the $15 million budgeted half of an hour merc bonuses of $1,000 per million damage for Whale money transfers.
I'm gonna miss the pointless wars to cover up the money transfers.
I'm gonna miss Fluffy's goons, all wearing rubber Richard Nixon masks saying that they "are not crooks."
I'm gonna miss the delusional goons, who thought that they were affecting real life eUS politics.
I'm gonna miss Fluffer's feelings of butt hurt.

Wow... it was all such *sniffs, and wipes away a tear* a beautiful, fun-filled two-months that almost killed the eUS.

*"Taps" slowly plays in the back ground on an electric guitar.*