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As Pakistan, known colloquially as /v/akistan, continues on its stellar rise to the top, the international community cannot help but question such quick ascend to the number one spot in ZA WARUDO.

|||In particular, the outspoken voices of Spain. Earlier today an "exclusive" was published by the Spanish newspaper, Libertad, detailing and listing evidence against our sovereign nation and outright crying foul at the practices of our people, government, and our Glorious Leader, Dio Brando. An act of malignant envy? Or an act of professional investigative journalism?

In the publication, the writer Joseangel, tells us of the findings of his investigation on the inner workings of the Pakistani hate machine. Citing the donation logs of several key members and their enterprises of our nation, Joseangel writes, "I can tell you now is that their purpose is military conquest." He later goes on to say that "strong organization is more important than free will or innovation." Further adding that "undercovered totalitarism is more effective than freedom." Joseangel is evidently the champion of spontaneous order and apparently knows the agenda of Anonymous by heart, leading experts to believe that Joseangel may be exhibiting the symptoms of a LULZ cow.

More damaging to his own reputation as an internet pseudo-journalist, Joseangel in his article fiercely asserts that "some other users sign up and soon receive all this gold from a number of other Pakistanis." However, closer inspection at his cited sources, one can see that this is false, as new citizens are clearly not given any gold incentives. Whether Joseangel cannot understand what he reads or is simply making a petty attempt at yellow journalism is not known.

In a moment of infinite glory, God Emperor Dio Brando later after the publishing of Joseangel's article graced us with his presence and decreed to ZA WARUDO that he "would be more than happy to see the admins launch a full-scale investigation." In a moment of absolute grace, Dio added, "if you find someone with multiple accounts in my country, then go ahead and ban him. You can contact me about paying for their crimes." This leads experts to believe that Pakistan is, in fact, 100% legitimate.

At this moment, the general opinion of the rest of the Spanish population has not been articulated. Whether the opinion of this sensationalist blogger coincides with the rest of Spain or not is still a question. Experts believe that the entire population might actually be composed of just Joseangel running an account farm in Spain. It is expected that developments within the next few days will give us a definnite answer to our questions.

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