[Yellow and Black Insect Urine] "British Patriots" Congress List

Day 3,718, 12:22 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Rob the Bruce

Okay boyos. I outsourced for some talent to shove down the BP members that have been consistently under-performing, and ended up with the following:

THE REASONING
1. Rusofil: BP member that does the two things that are necessary: making contributions and not being dumb

2. Wayne: He is Wayne.

3. Mr Cherry: Outsourcing entirely to my own party would be a bit unfair, so I recruited this chap from outside the top 5 in order to give the little guys a chance.


4-7- Rando PCP members: Should be self explanatory, they're people I trust more than those I put lower down the list.

8. Sir Winston etc etc: He's made a grand return at the same time as his mate dapper but since the comeback has made far fewer contributions to stuff on the national scale comparative to the aforementioned mate. As such I can't necessarily justify a congress position at the moment. A month to let the dude get his bearings first, perhaps. I'm hoping dapper will take BP by then, thus meaning my work is done and opposition would actually be active. I can dream. Anyhoo, if BP somehow gets hella votes he'll maybe be in a position to pick up the last seat but chances are low.

9. amscf: One of the better Bee Pees but doesn't seem to do much beyond random comments that don't say anything constructive. I would appreciate that output if it were memes but alas, they are not memes. Would've probably thrown him a more seat-possible spot on the list had I not had as many PCP dudes show up tbh, we could do worse. Hence 9 rather than the bowels of the list.

10(the beginning of the bowels). Roiwiz😛 This fella's more of an interesting case. He clearly HAS opinions of sorts that are almost well thought out:


I mean he's missing the point that one of the reasons for my PTO was to gather storms and get BP actually doing stuff, but hey. Dude clearly has the capacity to contribute to things. However, in any congress term I've seen him in, he hasn't. At all. If you're repressing your views rather than getting them out into the PMs, then you shouldn't get a second seat. Sorry bud.

Interesting that King Willy was lauded over for giving somebody a congress medal just for the sake of it... [thinking emoji]

11-15 (the bowels): Put in a more or less random order, but guaranteeing that they don't get seats. Dudes that are silent in both BP comms and/or congress PMs. One of them tried to do some deal with me but I wasn't really sure what he was even saying so uh... no deal mate.


16. King William the Great: Man who runs terrible congress lists month after month, consistently runs himself to lose CP elections, constantly rogue NEs the USA when they could wipe us in an instant if they got bored, and thinks the term PTOer is somehow an insult when it's just a description. It's like calling a gay man gay, really.




In effect, most unworthy of a seat comparative to the rest of the runners.
That's it fellas, vote BP if you want. I'm not actually that fussed, they're the most awake they've been in ages so my work is already more or less done. How many get into congress is irrelevant, really.


-Rob the Disg