[WHPR] WildOwl is President
James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Monday, December 9, 2014 (Day 2607)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today's WHPR: WildOwl Elected, Press Team Scrambles
Paul Proteus, Propaganda Minister
The official Presidential Portrait has already been commissioned
Days ago, venerable citizen WildOwl was elected to the office of President of these eUnited States. Though he won on the fifth, triumphing comfortably over Custer, and the scurrilous scum that is Ajay, the news, by carrier pigeon has only now reached myself.
Honorable Tenshibo from the state of Swaggachussetts was initially appointed to the position of Secretary of the Press, unfortunately, he passed away from Typhoid Fever while en route to Washington DC to accept the post. I was available, of course, at my estate at Mont-Paul-ier, where I had retired after a bout of temporary insanity, however upon being summoned to serve in the very most important government post, Media, I knew that I could do nothing but serve my country. Of course.
Thus, I am now taking the reigns, this month, I will be your Secretary of Propaganda.
This is my expression right now
This WHPR is fairly perfunctory and educational, as the transition in the media team ocurred mere hours ago, however I have plans for Media, which I look forward to delivering during the rest of the month.
I'd like to thank WildOwl for trusting me to take over the White House Press Report,
and I'd like to warn the American people to become ready for a new kind of Government Media.
The WHPR revolution WILL be televised
WILD OWL GOES TO WAR AT HOME AND ABROAD, HOOTS AT CONGRESS
Paul Proteus, Only Person in the media department, apparently. Also avid gardener
WildOwl Statue Approved, 100% Budget Increase totally unrelated
Upon reaching office, WildOwl's administration has immediately gotten to work, including hard work from a certain pony's state department, and public educational articles from Interior. You can read his latest update here, but this paper will also summarize our President's latest accomplishments, and initiatives the executive has been involved in.
WildOwl knows the American public, and he knows that we value our Russian allies, nay, friends. If they fell, where else would we import bears to wrestle to prove our manhood, or small dolls that fit in slightly larger dolls to make inception jokes about.
Thus, our President Owl supported a congressional bill to aid Russia against Lithuania, and his administration has helped push Lithuania from Russian cores in Operation Free the Bear.
Taste American Freedom Lithuania. Mmmmm. Freedom.
President WildOwl also knows Americans like Boobs. This is what the census is for, thus he has brought back Boobs4Noobs, a great program for new players looking for some help!
Our only question is about boobs. We have a terrible census
In future WHPRs, look forward to the return of "Room for Debate" and extensive interviews to clarify what each member of the Owl's cabinet does, and how they're helping WildOwl create a more perfect eAmerica.
WILDOWL GLORIOUSLY DECLARES VICTORY IN LITHUANIA
Cromstar, Reporter on the Elderly
Some Lithuanians, probably
Picture
😛America’s truly greatest President
Reporting live from St. Petersburg, this is the White House Press Correspondent for Eastern Europe and Fredonia, signing out.
Your White House Media Team:
Minister of Propaganda, Paul Proteus
Deputy Newsie: Aramec
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Comments
Dammit those are Egyptians, not Lithuanians.
Don't insult Egyptians like that.
Those ones are actually Grace Jones.
Baaa
Which one in that portrait is WildOwl?
The one on the hand or the one on the shoulder?
o7
http://youtu.be/jvCJeM--Ag4
Lithuania has been fighting Sweeden for like eva now, leave them alone.
[USA] OPERATION FREE THE BEAR
"Our focus has turned to the Ukrainians, who hold two other Russian territories, including the glorious city of Moscow."
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-usa-operation-free-the-bear-2485976/1/20
Ватний мір випадає в осад. Американці визволяють загнаного мішку.
Де гучні заяви пукіна, жиріка, задронова і Ко? 😉
http://6.firepic.org/6/images/2015-01/10/j16mcspzi4ui.jpg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM5J91QP5aw
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz6rF52kqD0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9p5qxOQeqw
😉
INSURGIO~
Take that endorsement Paul 😁
*hoot*
Das cabinet that licks ASSteria
Good stuff.
Now can someone from Media wake up the SecDef and ask him to make a new DoD Orders?
INSURGIO~
Great WHPR best ice tea in a while keep up the great work Paul!
Link to PotUS's paper is wrong.
Thanks, fixing asap
Come to Sporting Nigeria Forces 50 Q7 every day
http://www.erepublik.com/pt/article/come-to-sporting-nigeria-forces-and-receive-50-weapons-q7-every-day-2486070/1/20
V
voted especially for the Rome Total War pic xdd
bratty British teenager.
This isn't even your country.
Btw, ironic you call me "scurrilous scum" when you just used abusive language to describe me..... makes total sense.
I'm British?
Of course - don't you know he knows WAY more about you than you do??
WIld Owl? oh you wrote this on his behalf... whatever... you're still a knucklehead.
WildOwl is from Israel...
do it, Paul.
Long Live WildOwl
This makes me happy 10/10 would find a way to bang.