[WHPR] Gnilraps - Madness Week

Day 2,867, 16:54 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room


Dateline: Wednesday, September 26th, 2015. (Day 2,867)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

Today’s WHPR
1. Gnilraps

Madness Week Article 3
Gnilraps

Twaddlings of The Jejune
by eUSA Poet Laureate Gnilraps

The congressman banged in his Opening Post
And sparked up a fire that was really a roast:
“We all see the Bunny, how could she besmirch
The rites of her highly respectable perch
As basely as she,” he proceeded to roar,
“Admitting that beastly dill pickl ashore!
No speeches from her will undo this great sin
OUT! OUT! She must go! With her EZC kin!
We congress must purge from among our pure ranks
Leaving only our besties for fun circle spanks.”

But congress would not be the festering pool
Of backbiting rancor and spewing of stool
If not for more Opening Posts being made
Throwing darts of invective corrosive tirade.
So the “Speaker of House and his idiot team
Were the subject of this not-so-fresh insult stream.
“Abuse!” and “Trashcannery!”, “Partisan Mods!”
(“We’re Bored! So we play-act-out being-at-odds!”)
FOUR PAGES OF THIS (if you think that I’m nuts,
Just click on this link and see congress’s ruts.)

Among the more hidden affairs (PRIVATE THREAD!)
Was a chitchat about our Hungar’yan szomszéd
The problem for most with “congressional fever”:
They wouldn’t know if they were hit with fegyver
But voting and vomiting, this they will do
Regardless of how uninformed their poopoo
Should I leak this discussion and risk permaban?
Would the thrill of this moment outweigh my elan?
No. For lulz such as these and much more you must vote
Yourself into this feculent gravy-boat.


And so for my Madness Week White House PR
I’ve chosen to highlight this Month Of Bizarre
In hopes that ebabies and neophytes few
Will sooner than later step into this “p’yoo”
For cycling all the same faces ad-naus’
Is turning our congress into a grand pause
So if you have never arisen to be
Elected into our auguste K through 3
Step up and wade into the stench of these fens
Just don’t get “congressed” by its vas deferens.