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[We the People] Oblige for Congress!

Day 2,010, 21:13 • Published in USA USA

• by Oblige

Dear America:

I'm running for Congress for lucky Term Number 13, and in homage to the great style of Emerick I will be tweaking my usual copy-pasta congressional article.

This term: I will be running with We the People.

If elected I will totally:
★ Sign in to all of those pesky Congressional hearings
★ Absolutely donate the five gold writing this article allows me to keep
★ Pet Mazzy Cat nearly every time I enter #wtp
★ Make a failed attempt to gather votes to run for Speaker of the House or some other Congressional Leadership position
★ Snarkily kind of make fun of Congresspeople that asked stupid questions while hopefully providing helpful information

My curriculum vitae:
★ Four Consecutive Terms as President of these eUnited States
★ Four term Secretary of State
★ One term Secretary of Defense
★ Four term Secretary General of TERRA
★ Commanding Officer of the Special Forces
★ Twelve term Congressman
★ Two term Deputy Speaker of the House
★ Economics Council Member
★ eNPR / Forum Benefactor
★ 3 Term vCP of Germany
★ 3 Term MoFA of China
★ 1 Term MoFA of Brazil

So remember, Americans, when it comes time to vote on the 25th - vote For the People, By the People - WE THE PEOPLE!

Shout this:
~whale noises~
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2265470/1/20
We the People for Congress!