[vCP] Jamaica Grand Tour - round 4

Day 3,167, 08:34 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Deputy Prime Minister


Appropriate tune action >>> Toots & The Maytals - 54-46 Was My Number


Hello again.

Things are really hotting up on the Grand and Noble Jamaican Tour . So because I can’t be bothered with the usual preamble I’m not going to hang around - let’s get straight into the action...

How Round 3 went…
A death! And actual death! Absinthe1844 completely missed the ample clues in rounds one and two and chose to visit Negril Lighthouse, where he fell to his early and untimely death. Which is a shame.



Anyway, moving on.

The good news is that everyone has now found at least one item, and all but one (well, two if you include Absinthe) avoided traps in the last round. Perhaps our intrepid tourists are starting to take notice of the clues? Or maybe they’re just telling each other where not to go. I’m pretty sure I heard someone whispering “FFS don’t go to location 5!” yesterday. Or have their psychic powers been somehow ... ahem ... enhanced during their time in Jamaica? Who knows.



Whatever’s happening, things are moving on at a slightly quicker rate. Of the 12 people taking part, here’s how many items they’ve now foun😛

1 item - 4 people
2 items - 4 people
3 items - 3 people
DEAD - 1 person

And then there’s Hail Astrid, who still hasn’t made it off the bus.

Round 4…

Everyone apart from AMD - who's busy fooling around with sharks - can now make their three selections for Round 4. It’s probably worth pointing out to three of you (definitely not looking at Apples, SCM and SirMorton) that visiting the same location more than once is unlikely to work very well. Unless you like those places of course.

New tourists can still join the tour if you want to - it’s still not too late (it probably never will be). Just pick three locations and list them in the comments below. (The full rules - not that there are very many - are in the first article).

Of the 21 locations on the Grand Tour, all have now been visited by at least one person. And everyone (except Hail Astrid, obviously) has found at least one item.

To help you work out what to do in this round, here’s where you’ve already visited…

Absinthe1844 (1) - 1, 5!, 7, 10, 13, 20 - RIP
North Scale (3) - 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 16
AMD (1) - 1, 3, 7, 9, 11, 13
CC (3) - 2, 4, 7, 10, 11, 18
Apples (1) - 1, 5!, 7, 10, 10, 14
Sir Charles Moncrieff (2) - 6, 7, 7, 11, 16, 17
Rohirrin (3) - 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 14
SirMorton (1) - 5!, 12, 12, 15, 15, 17
Pannonian nomad (1) - 6, 10, 13, 15, 17, 21
Euphorbus (2) - 2, 7, 10, 14, 19, 20
Sir Jimmy Savile (2) - 4, 8, 9
MS10EL (2) - 3, 4, 7

Hail Astrid - in a coma

So. Where next?



TL😉R

1. Pick three locations
2. Tell me which ones in the comments
3. Find stuff
4. Continue until you find Woldy


Good luck!

VoodooMike71
eUK vCP& Governor-General of eJamaica, at your service


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