[USA] To Do List for the upcoming World War
Shaok
Greetings from Hungary. Honouring the longtime friendship between our nations I put a little list together to help you in the next days. So what should you do?
First of all:
Don't panic! It makes no sense as your country will be conquered anyway but panicing would cause severe damage - you could even get a heart attack(!) and believe me: noone wants this to happen.
Pay your taxes!- so you can be sure that - by the income tax rates set to 30% - the population won't make any profit and your money will be used only by some chosen friends of the Presi....eer I mean by the best available soldiers. This way with the minimalization of overall damage output the war will be over real fast and you can return to a more peacefully life.
Buy American products! It's important to buy American products - we will do the same to sweep out the US market completely!
Move out of regions with Q5 hospitals! Okay, maybe it sounds weird for the first hear but it's more then logical, believe me. This regions will be conquered first destroying all infrastructure - including hospitals - and because of the war status you will have to use two moving tickets to return back to US instead of one! Preferred regions to move in are the ones in the middle of the country because they will be conquered last, such as: Iowa and Missouri.
Fight to defend your homeland but take care of your wellness! Okay now that you moved to a region with a Q1 hospital you can only fight once a day. However it doesn't really make a diffence as you are a good taxpayer and wouldn't have money for weapons either and even if: there are no products on the market.
Buy gold! Use your last dollars to buy gold and burn them by purchasing wellness packs. Keeping USD would be a mistake because after the disappearing of the USA from the worldmap the currency will be worthless. Alternatively you could buy other currencies such as IDR, HUF, PTE, RUB, FRF to make sure you can buy products from your local market after the war ends.
Enjoy! Just like the way we will.
Comments
lol
this man speaks the truth
Divided States of America LOL
Vote
Go PEACE
I hope we will have a great war 🙂 Otherwise, this game will go boring 😒 Help each other so we don't get bored. Help the other citizens, make a great show for them!
this is the total truth. obey it.
DISREGARD!!! PEACE PROPAGANDA!!!!
lol 😃 shaok, great text, me likes it 🙂
😃
He speaks of blasphemy and lies 😛
Disregard Alexander Hamilton!
Who do you trust? A spammer or an article with nice pictures in it? \o/
lol 😃
Temp banned for posting non-offensive comments on an article that intends to maliciously mislead the public?
hundaob- who should really be reported?
Alexander Hamilton, no, not for that, but for spaming 😉
flatout
The best part is that someone takes it so seriously to actually care about it! 😃
Disregard Alexander Hamilton! He doesn't want you to have fun! 😃
all gone
my comment gone also 🙂
PEACE PROPAGANDA!!!!!!!! DONT LISTEN AT ALL!!!!!!
nice pics 🙂
thanks hundaob
Looking for manufacturing workers. Pm me for further contact.
Most mi ez, Shaok, segitjuk a ellenseget?
hahaha!!! 😃 vote!
Great joke!
BTW allow me few little sarcastic sentences to the owner of the Cybus Industries: Why are you talking about blasphemy, sir? Could the Lord created eUSA by his own hands? So the mere joke about attacking the country (by the evil, heretic hungarian [ROFL]) counts insurrection against His divine order? Don't be so simple-minded, please. 😛
DONT LISTEN TO COMMENTS!!! THE COMMENTS ARE PEACE PROPAGANDA!!!
Ohh, and disregard your president, for your safety.
Have a nice day! 😉
This is going to be fun!
This one wasn't even good
Funny text.I`m on my way to Iowa.lol
Lol, Fail.
This one of them "proper ganders" I keep hearing about?
voted for fun 😛
This loysy propaganda must be bad joke!
Cheap talk and scare tactics. Quit your writing and start warring. I got better things to do than waiting to pull the trigger. You think we'll fall? Then come over here and let's see if you can back up those claims. >8(
Shaok, why did you donate 5 Q5 weapons to me? And tell me to use them against 'PEACE.'?
I will, but I think .. I as well as everyone here deserves an explanation? Are you now anti-PEACE but won't admit it, or what??
Just curious.
Your friend,
Marsellus
iran
I'm an American, but it's still funny. lol
AMERIMAXX! PEACE WILL FALL! H
Meh. Zoli writes better stuff, it's actually somewhat believable.
All I'm praying for is that our tax dollars go to the military and back to us so we can fight...
Why don't you Hungarians stay in your own borders? 😃 Suggest you start getting ready for what is going to hit that nice green spot in Europe 😉.
Seriously, its really not fun if its so blantantly dumb. Let Zoli do the talking for you PEACE guys, intelligence is much more fun to argue with then retardation.
Oh, come on Hamilton this is a game. I love propaganda especially when it is well written and funny. Great post Shoak. If Americans start following those steps we deserve to be taken over.
Robert Loggia - Agreed. At least the sarcasm is at least somewhat thinly veiled in Zoli's writing. I like my propaganda to at least have some kind of artistry in it. This is just...eh.
C+ Would not buy again.
Even better than Zoli's propaganda, congratz 😃
PEACE is nothing more than some unified countries that rely on Hungary to push around some countries, and have Indonesia sit back and threaten the eUSA, and fail at PTO's. And to easily take 51 territories from the strongest country in eRepublik, along with all our allies, heh, good lucks guys!
Oh and I almost forgot, don't forget to actually attack us this time!
*yawn* At least I didn't fall asleep like the last time I saw something like this. But, man, such obvious propaganda always makes me so tired. Couldn't you at least try to make it a little less blatant and obvious?
Pretty blatant PEACE propaganda \o/
James Biley:
Strongest country in eRepublik? Where?
You wouldnt have a chanse in 1 on 1 against these countries:
Romania ( whitout the few thousand that live in Indonesia either )
Indonesia
Hungary
And you could fight equel to Poland or Croatia.
These allies that help you makes it hard to win against USA.
And these countries helped Hungary whn it was 2 region nad was conqered by Romania. Of course we help them when we are stronger.
Bring back Zoli
BURN THE PEACE PROPAGANDA!