[UKRP] Wook's back and he's brought Phil Collins...

Day 2,585, 15:47 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by WookieO


Welcome to the UKRP sex chatroom…

No, actually it’s not the UKRP sex chatroom, that’s on irc at #uk.reform and involves mainly myself, Mittekemuis, Kapten Johnson and J R Miranda having a foursome most evenings...with Sir Rex looking on...supposedly offline.

This is in fact my thank you for electing me as UK Reform Party President for a third term article.

Thanks guys 😃


UKRP...you’re like an easy lover...I’ve got a hold on you, like no other…

So what am I gonna do this month?

As I revealed exclusively in my campaign article (which by the way still needs more comments!), I’m not planning anything amazingly exciting.

However I will continue to write more UKRP articles throughout the month, form a creatively cognisant Congress list and then of course back a stupendously amazing CP candidate when the time is right.

So I’ll be doing, y’know, stuff and things…


Turn it on again UKRP...bleedin’ well turn it on again…





Congress

Now I’ve seen a lot of you have already applied for Congress the month via the party page. Lovely jubbly chaps.

However to be assured of a good spot on the list you need to be stamped with the Wook seal of approval. This means you need to send me a PM with a few words outlining exactly why you’re the best person for the job.

I don’t want a novel out of you, but I do expect some humour and something I can use in an article much like this one from a few months ago.

Right...go forth and be wonderful my UKRP minions.


Against all odds, UKRP, we know Phil Collins loves butt too…





Thanks for reading as always.

A comment, whether it be from the heart or simply from the arse, would be most appreciated.

WookieO

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